After weeks of theorem busting
a teamled by Doctor Hermans from our own highlyesteemed Mathematics Department haveconclusively been able to demonstrate that 107does constitute a majority of 26,073. Themethod began by using the fact that bothnumbers are non complex positive integers inthe real plane, it then employed the basicprinciples of Boolean computational analysiswhich state that close integers statisticallysimilar can hold the same variable (A*=107,A^=26,073). When compared to B, when B=419,000=£astwood, Hermans saw that A*=(1/2)A^ and that therefore A* is a subset of A^consisting of more than half of its members.Therefore 107 is a majority of 26,073.
A publication for subversive political satire and the promotion of counter-hegemonic discourse
SILENT MAJORITY SPEAKS
have inadvertently been forced in to the wideopen, The group originally founded by noneother than Phil Coombes (admin) as a hub forthe effective protection of President MarkHarrop – who had said this to say about thegroup
“We do things very well, but we can, we must and we will do better, not being blindsighted by trivial and meaningless little snippits, but LISTEN to the students and encourage the voice of the silent majority.”
This group wield such power in part becausethey have, as they put it themselves at theirmeeting on the
22nd January 2012
at The Bristol Pear
“good organisation – this hascaused surprise and panic”. So good in factthat the Editor was able to discover the 'secret'group on a computer left logged on in theMason Lounge. As well as outlining a complexdefence strategy for a
president who lies
the group has been used throughout theelection period. Rob the Builder was delightedat not winning his election for VPDR
“I'm glad I don't have to get paid a pittance to work with them in an organisation whose method of selecting candidates is unlike every single real company in the world.”
That Rob hasspent years
“living and breathing democracy”
doesn't seem to have stopped him wishingthat it didn't exist. The group also liaised withSabbs to give them adequate time to preparefor censures that were ceremonially given toshow the group was
to criticism and the improvement of the Guild by acceptingthat the Sabbs sometimes make mistakes”
ormed by the same Clique that hold and runfor the majority of Guild positions this groupis not representative of you the student body.
Don't let them tell you they are.
The group holds a strong belief in students notbeing responsible enough to ever make anydecisions on anything even slightly important.