I shall be telling this with a sighsomewhere ages and ages hence:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less travelled by,And that has made all the difference.

- Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken

No werewolves were harmed during the making of this book.FNORD!

The Devia Discordia

Being a book of many collected ramblings about Life, Discordia and manyother Interesting Things. Also containing several passages from Ye Booke of Truth* , so that it's Wholey Prediccaments may be known to All.

The Devia Discordia is not a Great philosophical Statement.It is not the Road to enlightenment, but it does concern itself with thefascinating little paths that twist away from and alongside it.The Devia was not divinely inspired, nor written by a Holyman from the desert, nor found on ancient scrolls. Eris Discordiaabsolutely refuses to take the blame for it, but does say it made her laugh.Comments? Questions? Want the movierights? Mail to:devia_discordiaspam@hotmail.com. Leave out the wordspam, though, that's just there to annoy Bill Gates.

My lawyer can kick your lawyers butt:

The Devia Discordia is (k) 2001-2005 and beyond, yea until the VERY END OF ETERNITY. All rites reversed. Copy what you want, but remember, it's a bit like a sexually transmitted disease: It's easy to pick up somewhere, but you have to be honest about whom you got it from. All readers of fineprint will ruin their eyes and end up wearing glasses.

Disinformationcontemplated wings reacheverybody

*) Which is strikingly similar to, but not the same as, The Book of Honest Truth. Interestingly, ye Booke of Truth seems to have been written at about the same time as Lord Omar was granted his Book of Honest Truth. This is once again proof of the theory that good ideas are much like bad smells; once they're out in the open, everybody catches a whiff, but there's usually some confusionabout where they came from.

Pooka Speaks

Oddball ritual or actually a Pretty Nifty Idea?Honourary member of the Orange Potatoe Cabal

PopeCommodore Pooka the 23rd

has a few words to say on thesubject of Transubstantiation. So sit back, have a piece of breadand some wine, and enjoy the Doctrine of the Quixotic Presence.

Pope Commodore Pooka the 23rd sent us this wonderful littlerevelation recently. Thanks Pooka! Now get back to your cageand write some more.

Insubstantiation

or: The Doctrine of the Quixotic Presence

As related to Pope Commodore Pooka the 23rd by way of yeast

If you’re worried about the afterlife, Eat Me. ~ Eris Discordia

PREFACE

AND SO it came to pass that Pope Pooka reached the point of Confusion in discussion with those of more conventional faiththan he.AND he did try, without success, to convince the TRUEBELIEVERS of the absurdity of their cannibalistic rituals, notingthat the items consumed in the Eucharist remained mere breadand wine, no matter the belief.AND LO! One among them unknowingly led the Pope to learnmore of transubstantiation, resulting in these yeasty revelations.