Awkward Facts and Cheeky Sentences

Who knew now a days forever is shorter? Before you make more promises, learn the meaning of forever. No girl believes she's beautiful, until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is. I have a disease called awesome. You won't understand it since you don't have it. I AM STUPID- (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand. Dear guys, if you like a girl, don't make her start the conversation, cause then she worries she's being annoying. Sincerely, all girls. I may not have the prettiest face for you to look at, or the smallest waist to hold, but I have the biggest heart to love you with. I wonder if Ive ever crossed your mind. For me it happens all the time. You need trust to love, but first you need to love in order to trust. Love is like a wonderful feeling of compassion and satisfaction. It should be given respect and trust; and it should receive that love back. Love comes to those who wait for it, trust it and don't question it when it does finally come. No matter how plain and simple you are, there's someone who will surely look at you as if you're the most perfect person ever. Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile; don't waste her tears. God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him. They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got!

 They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got! Stop trying to be someone youre not. Be unique, be special, be yourself. Everyone can be okay, but it takes a real person to smile through the pain. F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing-They are food, attractive people & danger. Elephants are among the most emotional creatures in the world - They have been known to rescue other animals, such as trapped dogs. 1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & still many are single. When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his. Your subconscious mind is 30,000 times more powerful than your conscious mind. There are 923 words in the English language that break the "i before e" rule. Only 44 words actually follow that rule. Saying "Beer can" with a British accent sounds like "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent. We can udnretsnad any msseed up stnecene as lnog as the lsat and frsit leterts of the wdros are in crrcoet plaecs. Justin Bieber shaved his head at 12 yrs, because he had a friend with cancer & he didn't want him to feel alone. The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. & you always wondered why the sea tasted salty. The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence. If you type "do a barrel roll" into your Google search, the whole page will spin.

 The names of characters in Inception are: (D)om, (R)obert, (E)ames, (A)rthur, (M)al, (S)aito. = DREAMS. It's a fact that 82% of boys look on girl's b**bs on first sight. The process of using numbers instead of letters (Ex: '2' instead of 'to' in texting terms) is called "leet." Anger is in fact a form of positive energy and can be used as powerful motivating force towards achieving your goals. Lying is a tough task for the brain. So when a person thinks too long over a question, chances are hes lying. 50% of breakups now happen via text message. The closer people are to each other, the harder it is to lie. This is why it's so easy for people to lie on Twitter, Facebook and in emails. 6 Keys to a Great Relationship: Friendship, Freedom, Honesty, Trust, Understanding and Communication. The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times. "High-place phenomenon" refers to that urge to jump from high places, not necessarily to kill yourself, but for the thrill. I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one i want to share it with. Don't get into a relationship with someone that cheated WITH you. That just means sooner or later, they'll cheat ON you. All girls wants is to feel beautiful, be loved, and to be treated with respect. Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you. Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud. Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Everybody has been blessed with a brain but I don't know why only a few actually use it. A good guy is like a four leaf clover lucky to have but hard to find.

 If you need a friend (text me) Need a laugh (call me) Need a hug (stop by) Need money (this number is no longer in service). Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy writing your love story.