JOKES

By: Jeremiah Hii (5C) 2007

Joke #1
Little boy : Ive ask for money, Ive begged for money, and Ive cried for money. Mom : Have you ever tried working for it? Little boy : No, mom. Im going through the alphabet and I havent got to W yet. ~~~~~~~~~~

Joke #2
Poet : What do you think of my last poem? Editor : Well, Im glad to hear its your last. ~~~~~~~~~~

Joke #3
Customer: I must say, waiter, this is the first time Ive ever had a really tender steak here. Waiter : Gosh, I must have given you the bosss dinner! (horrified) ~~~~~~~~~~

Joke #4
Traveler Local Traveler Local : I say, can you tell me where I am? Im lost. : Is there a reward out of you? : No. : Then youre still lost.