This guy goes into his dentist's office, becausesomething is wrong with his mouth. After a briefexamination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! Thatplate I installed in your mouth about six months agohas nearly completely corroded! What on earth haveyou been eating?" "Well . . . the only thing I can thinkof is this . . . my wife made me someasparagus about four months ago with thisstuff on It . . . Hollandaise sauce shecalled it . . . and doctor, I'm talkin'DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it,and ever since then I've been putting it on every thing. . . meat, fish, toast, vegetables . . . you name it!""That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaisesauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic andhighly corrosive. It seems as thought I'll have to installa new plate, but made out of chrome this time." "Whychrome?" the man asked. "Well, everyone knows thatthere's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Expand your vocabulary. Use the word atleast once a day for the month and it shouldstay filed in the brain.
Absquatulate ~
ab-SKWOCH-uh-laytverb intr.: To leave in ahurry; to flee.
"If you try toabsquatulate again, I'llsic the FBI on you."
785-478-2742(BRIC) Direct Catering 785-249-1282
Christmas, New Years, andHoliday Parties. We are catering hors d'oeuvres and party trays, buffets, and formal sit down dinners. Wewant to help make your celebrations more enjoyable. You can be a guest at your own event. Give Tricia Adolphson a call to place your order or set up an appointment to plan your event. Are you having a fund raiser, social gathering, office luncheon, corporate event, wedding rehearsal, orwedding reception? Do you want your event to be memorable? We can help you plan your event whetherit's casual, semi-casual or formal and make it spectacular with our great menu selections and excellentservice.
Drop-n-Go Buffet
Our most economical buffet. Drop-n-Go Buffets serve one-third pound of sliced meat per personwith your choice of two meats: Beef Brisket, Chopped Kobe-style Burnt Ends, Hickory RoastedHam, Smoked Turkey Breast or Pulled Pork50-74 guests 75-99 guests 100+ guests9.25 9.00 8.75
Wood Grilled Buffet
A genuine hickory wood-fired delight. All wood grilled buffets are prepared on site. Customizeyour meal. Choose from:Backyard Picnic (burgers, brats and hot dogs) -------- 11.95 per personAdd Boneless Chicken Breast Fillets--------------------- 1.99 per personThe 12 oz. K.C. Strip---------------------------------------25.99 per person½ Marinated Grilled Chicken------------------------------12.99 per personAll buffets include the delivery & set-up of disposable table covering for 8 foot tables (provided by you). Food arrives in disposable containers. Our sides include our famous iron-skillet beans,creamy coleslaw, pasta salad, barbeque sauce, pickles, and variety of breads, paperware, andserving utensils. Call me to plan your event and give you further details on our catering.
Thanks, Tricia Adolphson
Vision in the New Year of 2009
Every year we intend to change something about ourselves to better our lives. This year, before the end of the year, take your new 2009 calendar and mark the first day of each month with your resolu-tion of the month. You might take your bigger resolutions and slot them into acertain day of every month as a reminder.
Some ideas to widen your horizons:
Read a book a month/Join a book clubVolunteer four hours a month for your favorite causeJournal/Name the journal with a real name & write in letter formTake more photographs/Keep your eyes open for the uniqueStart a Facebook page and get back in touch with friends & familyCommit to one hour a week with no electricityTransition to re-usable grocery bagsBe kind to loved ones & strangers
Recycle Your Old Cell PhoneBring in your old phone &Receive $8.00 off your Bill
These Cell Phones will be refurbished and given to those whocan’t afford new cell phones ANDit will reduce waste and space in our land fills.
This offer is not valid with any other offer, coupon or discount.Must spend $25.00 minimum to receive discount.Only one phone donation/discount per ticket/bill.Phones must not be older than two years old.Offer expires December 30, 2008Entrée includes10 ounce slice of delicious smoked Prime Ribserved with one of our fabulous side dishes anda dinner salad.
This offer is not valid with any other offer, coupon ordiscount. Price does not include beverages, tax orgratuity. You
MUST
mention that you want thisspecial when ordering to receive special price.
Dine in only
4-10pm.
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Next time you’re in line at a fastfood restaurant or waiting to payyour toll on the turnpike, pay for the personbehind you. Then tell the clerk to tell the personto pay it forward! For the moneyyou spend doing this you will berewarded tenfold in that good oldfashioned feel-good feeling! Andthis need not be limited toHoliday time.
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