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Friend Zone

Friend Zone

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How Girls Fuck Guys!
How Girls Fuck Guys!

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Published by: AdeelAkbari on Dec 08, 2008
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Friend Zone
How to find if a girl is using you!
The
friend zone
is one of the oldest and most common traps that women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The stage isset for the friend zone when the woman is already in a relationship with a realman. As often as13 year old boys need tojerk off  to Pamela Anderson or Quentin Tarantino,girls just have to bitch about something; therefore shetries to whine to her boyfriend. Being an Alpha Male the guy has better things to do than listening to her complaints about how insensitive he is when heleaves the toilet seat  up, how he doesn't call enough, and othershit nobody cares about  so he tells her to STFU.Of course after a while of this she will start  hemorrhaging angst  and will desperately need an emotional cotton to soak it  all up. This is when she will lure in a spinelessnice guy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of emotional baggage called the
Friend Zone
.
 
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The Trap:
The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male pussy.
Part 1: Themindf***:
 
She will start flirting with the guy until he shows visible signs of becominghopelessly in love with her. When the guy starts to flirt back, she will suddenly ignore him causinguncertainty which will make him think he's "going too fast" so he will back down. She will then repeat thesame thing ad nauseum.
Part 2: The milking:
 
During the now unbreakable cycle she will tell him all her angst and bullshit whilesaying lies to keep him interested:
 
"Thanks for listening, you are such an angel." 
 
 
"Why can't more guys be like you?" 
 
 
"You're so cute!" 
 
 
"My boyfriend is so mean.... you would make the perfect man." 
 
 
"I Heart You" 
or
"I luv you" 
 
 
"You are like a brother to me." 
 
She will also hint for him to buy stuff for her which the idiot will. Basically she will milk him for as muchattention, hugs,and gifts for as long as she can keep this mindf*** up. The guy's belief in these lies will lead to him always being stuck in the friend zone and will cause the incurable "permavirgin" status.
 
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When he asks her out 
When a guy actually gains the courage to ask her out  she will keep him in by just saying "I'm not ready for a relationship right now", or "I'm not entirely sure of my own feelings" (hinting that there might be hope later),and thus the cycle continues.
OR
 She will admit that she wants to be just friends
(which is just 1 level of hell less to endure)
. But it doesn't endthere, no sir. When she misses all the gifts and is in need of another emotional support, she will go right back to crying on his shoulder and saying how "My BF and I going through a rough time, and I think we're going to break up". She will then show interest in him again, but this time around when he asks her out again she just has to say "Him and I are broken up, but I still have feelings for him...... I'm so confused!" and continue to pine for her old boyfriend while restarting the cycle once again.
OR
 She will agree to date him, then unexpectedly call it off at the last minute. The dumb loser won't connect thedots and continue to pine after the upstanding young lady.By the time he figures it out, he's graduated high school and is alone in the basement. BAWWW.
Why do they do it?
Since the advent of  feminism women have incorporated the concept that they are more equal than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshipped and honored because men areso afraid of  making a mistake in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a dog/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy ******. This isn't an insult, because it's true.It's science.If someone is a male and finds themselves pining over a girl because she is willing to honor their failure of an existence on thisearth with an AIM message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and f*** outside your bedroom window, that person wouldbe only too happy to provide her with said provisions because in their delusional state of neckbeardedvirginity they think that somehow it will lead to her loving them. In truth, that  virgin is her property. 
Is There Hope?
NO.
 
There is no hope. You have a better chance of singlehandedly bringing peace to the Middle Eastthan breaking free of the friend zone and dating her. Contrary to what compliments she has given you she would rather take a .357 magnum to the head than to even
think
about actually dating you.

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