A Twilight Parody, "TwiLITE," funny, (apologies to Stephanie Meyer)

 
 
 
 
 
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This is the first half of a parody of the best-selling vampire novel, "Twilight." (Oops, looks like I spelled "vapid" wrong.) Whether you love Twilight or hate Twilight,it's pretty funny if you've read Twilight. If you haven't read any of the Twilight series, the humor may be lost on you, but it may help you understand both the fangirls and those who think Twilight sucks..

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12/10/2008

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layla12345

boi iluv this book !! amazing

3 days ago

niczx

hahah.... coool! where the hell did u get this damn idea???!! i like it! want more... pls.!

5 days ago

lizzievale

Had me rolling out of my couch laughing. Well done.

12 / 12 / 2009

forget-me-not2009

this is GOLD...Stephanie Meyer may want to commit suicide if she ever reads this...HAHA...the best part "I wondered what it might be like sitting through 100 years of 12th grade"...please want more of this

12 / 12 / 2009

Xx Ari M xX

hahaha,,,,, "i hussied it out of an Indian boy." that's so funni!!!!!!

12 / 03 / 2009

MHSA-raquelC

"Vhere, i mean, where did you get that idea?" "I guess seducing 15 year olds isn't that difficult." "That's what i've always found." HAHA! omg, those are my two favorite quotes. That was hilarious. :)

11 / 13 / 2009
11 / 08 / 2009
Fd6e93a7f8

evansmommy Replied: hopefully coming...life is getting in the way of writing...stay tuned 11 / 08 / 2009

maliha_aizaz7813

exactly how i feel about twilight..way to go...

11 / 08 / 2009

sarah_west2

Haha! Brilliant! Much more "realistic" than the original... :)

11 / 03 / 2009

maria_mihaila

Really, really, really funny...i never thought at the story this way...keep "translating" the rest...

11 / 02 / 2009

linemango

ha - I actually really like twilight but this is hilarious!!

10 / 23 / 2009

walking_trough

LOL , this was really good. It would be nice if you could continue it, anyway thanx for sharing!

10 / 08 / 2009

evansmommy

Dear TwilightParody1, I can't help it if Ms. Meyer doesn't know how to spell...or use grammar...or...

09 / 18 / 2009

Twilightparody1

Ms. Meyer spells her name "Stephenie".

09 / 18 / 2009