layla12345

boi iluv this book !! amazing

niczx

hahah.... coool! where the hell did u get this damn idea???!! i like it! want more... pls.!

lizzievale

Had me rolling out of my couch laughing. Well done.

forget-me-not2009

this is GOLD...Stephanie Meyer may want to commit suicide if she ever reads this...HAHA...the best part "I wondered what it might be like sitting through 100 years of 12th grade"...please want more of this

Xx Ari M xX

hahaha,,,,, "i hussied it out of an Indian boy." that's so funni!!!!!!

MHSA-raquelC

"Vhere, i mean, where did you get that idea?" "I guess seducing 15 year olds isn't that difficult." "That's what i've always found." HAHA! omg, those are my two favorite quotes. That was hilarious. :)

maliha_aizaz7813

part 2?

maliha_aizaz7813

exactly how i feel about twilight..way to go...

maliha_aizaz7813

love it//

sarah_west2

Haha! Brilliant! Much more "realistic" than the original... :)

maria_mihaila

Really, really, really funny...i never thought at the story this way...keep "translating" the rest...

linemango

ha - I actually really like twilight but this is hilarious!!

walking_trough

LOL , this was really good. It would be nice if you could continue it, anyway thanx for sharing!

evansmommy

Dear TwilightParody1, I can't help it if Ms. Meyer doesn't know how to spell...or use grammar...or...

Twilightparody1

Ms. Meyer spells her name "Stephenie".