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5 Min Mtg Guru

5 Min Mtg Guru

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Published by Steven Chan
I wish to share some good & interesting things in life with friends as and when I receive them. I Hope you will like it..
I wish to share some good & interesting things in life with friends as and when I receive them. I Hope you will like it..

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Published by: Steven Chan on Dec 10, 2007
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5 mins management guru
Lesson 1:
 A man is getting into the shower just ashis wife is finishing up her shower, whenthe doorbell rings. The wife quickly wrapsherself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there standsBob, the next-door neighbor.Before she! says a word, Bob says, "I'llgive you $800 to drop that towel, "After thinking for a moment, the womandrops her towel and stands naked in frontof Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her$800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the toweland goes back upstairs. When she gets tothe bathroom, her husband asks, "Whowas that?""It was Bob the next door neighbor," shereplies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he sayanything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
  If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your  shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got inand crossed her legs, forcing her gown toreveal a leg. The priest nearly had anaccident. After controlling the car, hestealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm129?" The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide upher leg again.The nun once again said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologized "Sorry sister but theflesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun sighedheavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priestrushed to look up Psalm 129It said, "Go forth and seek, further up,you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
 If you are not well informed in your job,you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
 A sales rep, an administration clerk, andthe manager are walking to lunch whenthey find an antique oil lamp. They rub itand a Genie comes out.The Genie says, "I'll give each of you justone wish.""Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas , driving aspeedboat, without a care in the world."Puff! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "Iwant to be in Hawaii, relaxing on thebeach with my personal masseuse, an

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