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Upside-Down Land

Upside-Down Land

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Published by PRMurphy
Unfortunately, this list could go on and on. Our world has been turned upside-down. We are in distress. Where do we go from here?
Unfortunately, this list could go on and on. Our world has been turned upside-down. We are in distress. Where do we go from here?

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Published by: PRMurphy on Apr 18, 2012
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Upside-down Land
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up anarmy base is considered to have committed "Workplace
 
 Violence" while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paulbumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".   You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
 Your government believes that the best way to eradicatetrillions of dollars of debt is to spend more money.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
 A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for callinghis teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration class on
 
a college campus is perfectly acceptable.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lowercourts cannot display the 10 Commandments in theircourtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10Commandments.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if..
 
 
Children are forcibly removed from parents whoappropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infestedcesspools.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Working class Americans pay for their own health care (andthe health care of everyone else) while unmarried womenare free to have child after child on the "State's" dime
whilenever being held responsible for their own choices. You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes andgovernment intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior isrewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid andsubsidized housing.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
The government's plan for getting people back to work is toprovide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to thegovernment.
 
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to theconstitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if..
 
 
The rights of the State come before the rights of theindividual.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Parents believe the State is responsible for providing fortheir children.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
 You can write a post like this just by reading the newsheadlines.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
 You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself thenewest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on hismortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and thegovernment forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage(with your tax dollars). You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
 Your government can add anything they want to your kid'swater (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed togive them raw milk.
 
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
 
 
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you"safe".
 

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