It seems this essay was written while the guy was high, hilarious!

 
 
 
 
 
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This kid was apparently high when he wrote and turned this paper in.

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Kelly_Engleburt_3289

WTFFFFF LMFAAAOOOOOOOO OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNYYY. i love how the teacher just kept grading the paper even though it was bullshit from paragraph oneee hahahahhah omgggg im dying

12 / 19 / 2009

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12 / 16 / 2009

christopher-hughes-8426

It's probably not real. Real or not though it's absolutely hysterical. I've read it several times now and it hasn't gotten old.

12 / 14 / 2009

gdog799

he probably got a 61% because it was so funny and he made his teacher laugh. (if its real that is) even if this is fake, the guy who wrote this is a comic genius

12 / 08 / 2009

christopher-jones-728

I love this guy's writing skills. He should have got an A-. lol.

12 / 07 / 2009

vman2k9

Thx for this share

11 / 20 / 2009

rlobb99

It's not real. The student must have graded his/her own paper for the sake of comedy. Besides the "teacher's" poor penmanship, the grader seemed to only correct cusswords and irrelevent phrases. They completely ignored the many punctuation and spelling errors. Also, the grader commits his/her own spelling error.

11 / 20 / 2009
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tennisplayer09 Replied: A lot of teachers have messy handwriting... 12 / 08 / 2009

wojeff

I can't believe he still got a D-.

11 / 13 / 2009

geo

This is the funniest thing I've ever read! This guy should get a job as a writer on Family Guy.

10 / 16 / 2009

china87

this obviously isn't real. Even if you ignore the mistakes the teacher makes, I've never met a teacher who wouldn't instantly fail and give detention to this kid for what this paper includes.

10 / 12 / 2009

herby190

Good god, I laughed so hard I expelled applejuice from my nose...... I'm in pain.

10 / 01 / 2009

flav09

Personally, I think the worst part about this entire paper, is the fact the teacher wrote "Paper to big". A teacher... doesn't know the difference between too and to. Awesome.

09 / 28 / 2009

smac972

I could not stop laughing. Tears down my face. "Oxy Clean" commercial. .... in terms of it being authentically graded, can't buy that, no teacher/prof would continue past page 1, the grading makes no sense and the penmanship is of a young person. Doesn't matter to me though, seems beside the point, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. kittens/Denver/Denny's.

09 / 06 / 2009

lehorn

That poor teacher had to read and grade this paper. I am guessing NOT with a straight face! I personally think page 3 is a keeper!

09 / 05 / 2009