<b>Title:</b> We have innovated the art of breaking kayfabe.<i>The Wonder Twins and their uber-manager, Shannon Moore, are sitting in front of oneof those fancy backstage monitors you always see wrestlers watching while they’re backstage. I need to work on my writing skills. They’re just chillin’, though. Miko’sdowning some Jones Soda (it’s a pun), Tommy’s downing some Jack Daniels, andShannon’s downing some glycerine.</i><b>Shannon:</b> Don’t let the days go by…<b>Miko:</b> Okay, right, at this point, you have to widen your mouth by an extra sixinches.<b>Shannon (doing so):</b> …Glycerine.<b>Tommy:</b> So a cage match... Have we ever done a cage match before?<b>Miko:</b> No, but this is a great opportunity! We could win the tag titles just likelast time at Anarchy!<b>Tommy:</b> That last part is so intriguing that I’ll end all discussion of the first part.We won last time at Anarchy?<b>Miko:</b> Well, last time for US, anyway. Not like, last Anarchy. That’d just be afalse idea.<b>Tommy:</b> Truer words, Miko. Truer words.<b>Miko:</b> Eh?<b>Tommy:</b> Nary hath they been spake.<b>Miko:</b> That’s barely legible. You know what we should do?<b>Tommy:</b> What’s that?<b>Miko:</b> We should do the exact same thing as last time to ensure that we win.We'll go the Grand Canyon, we'll fight Godzilla.. Just like the good old days.<b>Tommy:</b> But this isn't the actual title match. It's just for the contender spot.<b>Miko:</b> Oh. Well then... Let's do it TWICE!!! Quick, you have all of our stuff archived, right?<b>Tommy:</b> Sure do. It's been transcribed and sent into my personal inbox for safe-keeping.