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Speech - Whoar Mongerers

Speech - Whoar Mongerers

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Published by: Timothy Waggener on May 10, 2012
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By: Timothy R. Waggener In world war II there was a great man named Harold Ikes, a man who was a true master of reverse Psychology. When the Germans threatened to destroy Britain, in an attempt toinvade the World, and spread the Axis of Evil, racism, and the extinction of the HumanRace, save one small part, Harold Ikes Spoke.In this Speech Harold Ikes told us two things. Harold Ikes told us what an American is.And Harold Ikes told us what his response to Germany was. But Mr. Ikes did not stateGermany was wrong in that they were strong enough to destroy Britain, that Britainwould crumble and cower under them. For to state that would be to state a lie, and likeall great men in times of war, Harold Ikes knew not to lie concerning the major components of that war.Harold Ikes spoke, saying that yes, Britain would crumble, yes Germany would tower over them, and that America would make an attempt to be strong, not spineless like fishfrom the sea, and protect Britain.Today, in honour of Harold Ikes, I will attempt such a feat of words.The US Military has a new nickname. I predicted this nickname when I spoke to-ommitted-. I said "It is a whole new whore out there" and as I predicted, in my veiledmanner of speaking the US Military did indeed aquire a new name.We were no longer called Warmongers, we were called Whoremongerers. Today there isa new war upon is. This war is not about military strength. This war is not aboutCountries, Kingdoms, or even weapons.This war is about people. Several key people hold the power to the tides of this war, andseveral key people decide who will control the masses next. The New War is all aboutreputation.For Russa has nuclear bombs which can detonate for a hundred years without harmingthis planet. And North Korea has insane Military willing to launch empty nuclear warheads into the coast of Japan. China is, of course, willing to go to war at our firstsign of weakness. And [Omitted] has their own currency. One God. One Government.One Religion.

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