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Six Months of Thoughts and Sayings

Six Months of Thoughts and Sayings

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Published by M.G. Edwards
Thoughts and Sayings posted by M.G. Edwards on Twitter or Facebook from October 2011 to April 2012.
Thoughts and Sayings posted by M.G. Edwards on Twitter or Facebook from October 2011 to April 2012.

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Published by: M.G. Edwards on May 15, 2012
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© 2012 Brilliance Press. All rights reserved.
The following are random thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook  from October 2011 to April 2012. Okay, well, that
’s sevenmonths, but who’s counting? To my knowledge, I made these
159 sayingsup or put a new twist on an old saying. Please sit back, relax, and enjoy thewrite! If you can figure out what they all mean, you
re doing better than me.
Encouraging Words
 1. When I was younger, I had health and time but no money. As an adult, I have health
and money but no time. When I’m old, I will have money and time but not health.
2. I have 24 hours, 2 hands, and 1 brain at my disposal every day. That’s
a lot to manageat the same time.3. Coercion will get you anywhere. Of course, you may not likewhere it takes you.4. Success blossoms when others cultivate it.
5. It’s easy to pretend that everything is roses, but it’s hard to
hide the wounds when the thorns cut deep.
Twisted Words
6. I’m so plugged in that my feet are in the holes and my head’s
in the ground.7. Inspiration is like lightning. Once it strikes, it quickly bolts.8. Divided, we Fall. United, we Spring.9. Why are football (soccer) clubs united?
Why can’t one be divided?
 10. Someone told me my singing is socheesy that it sounds nothing like thatfamous opera singer Pepperoni.
In Its Own Write
 11. Writing: The ability to put somethingback on the page where it belongs.
12. “Write” is a combination of “rite” and “wit.” To do it well takes discipline and whim.
 13. Forcing a writer to become a plotter is de-pantsing.
© 2012 Brilliance Press. All rights reserved.
Holidays & Events
14. This year’s April Fool’s Day is now
on Friday, the 13th of April, so that youcan make people look like fools
givethem bad luck.15. Easter is in April. When is Wester?16. Completing the monstrous IRS Form1040 to file U.S. taxes is a reminder whythose who file in the Cayman Islands orthe Bahamas do.
17. There’s been some kind of mix up. The taxman showed up on my deathbed,
and Icheated the Grim Reaper.
Random Musings
 18. Today is a good day. I woke up, got the kids off to school, made some coffee, and amnow sitting down to work with no interruptions. *knock, knock* Oh, sorry, be right back.
Someone’s at the door.
19. I can’t decide who’s tougher — 
the Iron Lady  or Iron Man.  20. Waiting in traffic for a dignitary to pass issuch a royal pain.21. Nothing is hot; everything is hot. Alldeadlines are imposed.22. Have gum, will travel. Except to Singapore.23. Good night to all, and to all night good.
Encouraging Words
 1. When you overestimate your abilities, you end up feeling shortchanged.
2. I’m swimming in the sea of life when I’d rather be on the shore sipping on a drink and
watching the sunset.

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