Cellular ServitorExperiment
By: ModernChaote
InfoZine Issue #1
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Purpose
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To help the user connect to people in a more easier and convenient way, and to help the user find and sort through information on the internet in a quick and timely manner.Functions:
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When ever the user wishes to come in contact or talk to a specific person, the servitor will“connect” the user with the person in mind via using only the user's cell phone “contacts” list.This may manifest by the person-in-mind calling the user, or the user coming into “physicalcontact” with the person-in-mind.
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When ever the user wishes not to be bothered, the servitor will emit a,“I do not want to bemessed with” ward to the people in user's cell phone “contacts” list.
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When ever the user wishes to find a specific piece of information on the internet, the servitor will sort through any and all “unnecessary” information, and make sure that the user will findthe desired information as accurately and quickly as possible the next time the user decides tosearch for the information via their cell phone's internet.How To Use:Step 1: Set the image packaged within theCellularServitorExperiment.zipfile as your cell phone background.
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One way of doing this is by unzipping the “.zip” file, and copying the image onto amicro SD card that can be transferred and inserted into your cellular device.Step 2: The image within the “.zip” file is the image of the actual servitor and it's sigil.Perform your preferred method of evocation, and bind the servitor to your cell phone.Step 3: Allow the servitor to fulfill its functions for as long as you want it to.P.S. This experiment is partially designed to see how servitors, ideas, or meme-complexes can evolve and be transmitted across the global connection of the internet.I encourage anyone who chooses to use this servitor to add-on or modify it to their specific needs, or to try constructing their very own “cellular servitor”. It would begreatly appreciated for anyone who decides to make changes to the servitor to submit tome what kind of changes that they made to my tumblr page:www.modernchaote.tumblr.com/submit
My Results:Okay, I made this servitor and bound it to my cell phone via using the picture displayed at thevery top of this document as the background of my cellular device. When I activated theservitor, it functioned exceptionally well as I had expected, but I did witness some unintendedresults that turned out to be very beneficial.*All of these people are in my contacts list.- Expected Results5-14-12- I needed some weed to smoke, and as soon as I stepped outside I seen the dealer inwhich I regularly purchase from.5-14-12- For some reason I felt the random urge to search the words “experimental servitor”,and to my surprise the second search result consisted of a post/article I made about ayear ago on a forum in which I was talking about my theory on servitors, and a littleexperiment I was conducting at the time.- Unexpected Results5-14-12- My ex-girlfriend who in which I haven't seen or talked to in months randomly calls meout of nowhere. To my benefit, I am now getting laid.5-15-12- My other ex that recently moved up the street about a month ago finally decides tocome and see me. We chilled and talked for hours on end. She is coming to see me againtomorrow.
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