Michael Stolar Date Response Form
Please complete this form and mail it to Michael Stolar (envelope is stamped and addressed). For questions or concerns, Mike can be reached at Michael .
First Impression:
1.
Please rate Mike’s outfit on a scale of 1-10, with a higher score associated with howmuch you wanted to take the outfit off.
I’m going to give myself a 10 on this one. A big fat one.
2.
Mike is very self conscious about his hair. Does he have reason to be?
Apparently, I’ve never had a girl preface fourth date scheduling with “Did you cut your hair?”
3.
Please list any physical attributes of Mike that need improvement (e.g. Mike’s buttneeds some toning
).
I’m normally all about the hieney, and there is certainly room for improvement there.
Date:
1.
How are Mike’s conversation skills? He didn’t talk about himself the wholenight… did he?
Not sure if I did manage to get a word in edge-wise.
2.
Be honest, does Mike have good manners?
Is trying to embarrass someone via the internet good manners?
3.
Mike is very masculine; at any point did you feel he was compensating for anything?
I could tell a yarn of a tale that further reveals my neuroticism. But I'll save that for close friends... and probably a therapist.
Conclusion:
1.
Did Mike make a move?
a.
Yes, I was begging for it all night!
b.
No, he’s a pussy.
c.
Yes, unwarranted.
d.
No… thank goodness.
“Oops, I forgot my keys.”
1
Mike’s butt
does not
need any toning.
2
Please high five Mike.
3
Heyoooo