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am i cool

am i cool



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Published by Heiko Julien
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Published by: Heiko Julien on May 27, 2012
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a m i c o o l~h e i k o j u l ién
if i were to tell you a story about a Man, the discerning reader would put a stop to thisright away and say No Thanks, This Seems Like Its Been Done Before. and they wouldbe right, this is true and it has. if i were to tell you a story about several men andwomen, perhaps this would make for a more Engaging experience. perhaps not. it reallyis nearly impossible to tell because there is no way of knowing precisely what is goingon in your headperhaps if i told you a story about myself
c h a p t e r 1
a small asian girl swam faster than me at the pool todayshe was doing dolphin kicks and everythingi got out of the pool to go to the bathroom and her brother took my lane and i wasnteven madi think this is a good signi think i am a Good person
c h a p t e r 2
i am the proud owner slash inventor of the Dankest Spice Rackpossibly of all timehydroponic rosemary, sage, cumin, thyme etctheyre actually too potenteating has become a dreadful chore
c h a p t e r 3
LADIES--hi yes hello there. i am the guy whom make your life complete. w/ lovin yes, but alsotender sentiments that have deep, profound meaning custom tailored to your fine butt.before you came along, i was lost. now you are here and i still feel bad about myself, buti feel pretty good about you most of the time. i like the way you look. i like the way youmake me feel. i enjoy being in a relationship, haha.

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I thought you were a published author and looked for I Am Ready to Die a Violent Death on amazon. I would like to have it
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I just hear the robot voice in my head whenever i read this, haha

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