ACT ONEINT. DUNPHY HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNINGPhil is reading the newspaper as Claire puts breakfast onthe table. Alex looks to Phil.ALEXDad you might be the only person inthe world today who still reads theNEWS on PAPER.PHIL(points to paper)This right here is America’spast-time.ALEXPretty sure that’s baseball.PHILWhatever. It’s in the past.(defensive)It’s relative and important.Luke enters with a Disney themed sleeping bag of
Snow Whiteand the Seven Dwarfs.
LUKEI found this in my closet, what isthis?Claire moves towards Luke.CLAIREOh my God I completely forgot aboutthis!She grabs it and shows it to Phil.CLAIREPhil remember we got this sleepingbag for him as a joke when he wasgoing through the "GRUMPY" stage.PHIL(to Claire)What kid didn’t want to wear socksas a toddler, still can’t find one.(CONTINUED)