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Thank You - a lesbian Valentines Day play - A FEATURED DOCUMENT ON SCRIBD.COM

Thank You - a lesbian Valentines Day play - A FEATURED DOCUMENT ON SCRIBD.COM

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A short play. It's Valentines Day. Joannie and Toni are about to celebrate their Commitment Ceremony. But first, some unfinished business. Featured on Scribd.com
A short play. It's Valentines Day. Joannie and Toni are about to celebrate their Commitment Ceremony. But first, some unfinished business. Featured on Scribd.com

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Published by: Dale Andersen on Dec 28, 2008
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THANK YOUByDale Andersen ©2005Cast of CharactersJoan………………Female, age mid 20’sToni………………Female, age early 20’sSynopsisJoan and Toni are about to have their CommitmentCeremony. But first, some unfinished business.Technical Requirements A sofa, a chair, 2 doors, sound-effect of a party innext room.27702 Crown Valley PkwySuite 117, D-4Ladera Ranch, CA 92694562-508-5820http://www.scribd.com/daleandersen/andersen.dale@gmail.com 
 
(Inside a room. Sounds of a party in thenext room. Two doors. One door leads to  party. The other leads to a bathroom.JOAN paces, drink in her hand. She sipsnervously, glances at watch)
JOAN:Toni. Come on. Please, Toni. Please don’t be late.Please don’t be late for this. Toni, come on. I need you, Toni. Come on, Toni. Toni, walk through thatdoor. Now.
(Mimes sending telepathic message to door)
Door opens. Toni enters. Joan sighs.
(Snaps finger, sees nothing has changed)
Darn!(Sits,
takes out cellphone)
Love stinks. Sometimes.
(Dials. Listens)
Toni, where are you? Toni, please pick up. Peopleare waiting. I’m waiting. Mitch is waiting. No,darn you! I. I will not leave a message!
(Door opens, laughing voices, clinking glasses. Enter TONI, dressed Goth/Industrial, with drink in hand)
TONI:They’re serving cuba libres out there.
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JOAN: Well, hi stranger.TONI:So. You were trying to call me?JOAN:Yes.TONI:Lost my phone.
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(pronounced "KOO-buh-LEE-bray") contains 2 to 3 ounces of cola, thejuice and hull of one lime, 1 ounce rum, half an ounce of gin, and twodashes of bitters.
 
JOAN:Lost your phone?TONI:Yeah. Gonzo. Like into thin air.JOAN:How?TONI:Dunno. It was there one minute and.
(Drains glass)
Dog ate it, I guess.
(Laughs at joke. Holds up empty glass)
Oh oh. Empty. Gotta go refresh.JOAN:Toni.TONI:Yeah?JOAN:
(Indicating TONI’s glass)
 No more after this.TONI:Yeah. Right.JOAN:I mean it, Toni. No more after this one. You knowhow you.TONI:Listen, I don’t need this from you. I work fuckinghard. I earned me some R & R. Now back off.JOAN:I know you work hard.TONI: No, you don’t. And don’t say you do when you don’t. And don’t gimme no speech.

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