It all started when our cliche, protagonistic figure, Bill Brasky, woke up in a lemur-infested moor.

It was the seventh time it had happened. Feeling excessively angered, Bill Brasky punched a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). As if it really mattered he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his so-called buddy, Leroy Jenkins. Bill Brasky had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were curious ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. She was attractive though sometimes a little... insensitive. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very calm Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most longhaired sea monkeys sigh before mating, yet legless puppies usually sassily shudder *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky? Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only eight days prior. It was a enchanting little iPad... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Bill Brasky got back to the subject at hand: his iPad. Leroy Jenkins belched. Relunctantly, Leroy Jenkins invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iPad. Bill Brasky grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Leroy Jenkins realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the iPad and she had to do it carefully. She figured that if Bill Brasky took the Jap Trap, she had take at least five minutes before Bill Brasky would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Leroy Jenkins would be abnormally screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Leroy Jenkins was interrupted by ten annoying marmots that were lured by her iPad. Leroy Jenkins sneezed; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling puzzled, she aimlessly reached for her dangerous oil-soaked rag and aggressively punched every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Segway rolling up. It was Bill Brasky.

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