The Nature of the Arrangement of the F-35Acquisition
By Black OwlOnce upon a time there were three men. Their names were Mr. Air Force, Mr. Navy, and Mr.Marine Corps. Their father, Senior Pentagon, had a plan that would hopefully get his sons richand powerful by marrying into the noble Lockheed family.His sons were engaged to three women who
were as gorgeous as Victoria’s S
ecret models. Mr.Air Force was engaged to Miss F-35A. Mr. Marine Corps was engaged to Miss F-35B and Mr.Navy was engaged to Miss F-35C. They all planned to be married on the same day and theirmarriage was supposed to be viewed by the entire host of their family, friends, and businesspartners. Many promises were made of how great the wedding would be as well as theirmagnificent prosperity.The initial stages of the relationship
between the Pentagon’s sons and the daughters of Lockheed
went amazingly well. They all spoke of their plans for marriage and for a while they seemed tocoincide. The sons of Senior Pentagon were looking forward to their years with their futurespouses and expected them to be some of the best years of their lives.However, shortly after getting engaged several problems began to appear in their relationships.The daughters of Lockheed then revealed their true characters. They were demanding, highmaintenance, controlling, nagging, whiny, complacent, self-centered, deceitful, and terriblyunreliable in terms of doing what a good wife should do.Senior Pentagon then gathered together his sons for a meeting to discuss how they felt aboutgoing through with the marriage. Above all he still wanted the marriage to go through and hopedthat the problems would resolve out later. This was despite the fact that the daughters of Lockheed were so terrible that he saw no end in sight to the problems.
Mr. Air Force was the first to speak and he merely laughed. “I was in this relationship for the sexand the money from the beginning! As long as I still get what I want I don’t really
care,” he s
Then came Mr. Marine Corps’ turn. “I know my fiancé is a bitch, but when we get married it’s
going to be my way or the hig
h way. Whatever comes along that she doesn’t like she’s just goingto have to suck it up and take it,” h
e stated harshly.