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Hidden Worlds - Pursuit of the Dead-1

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Published by I'M GARY OLDMAN
Possibly the worst, yet most unintentionally funny book ever written. Adam Robinson steps into the shoes of alter-insertion-fantasy-persona Darrius Alliese, a man who makes Ethan from CAD look charming and well-rounded. He's actually undead and collects souls for the devil or some such bollocks. He is in a vapid relationship with his girlfriend Lilith who is kidnapped by John Hampst, an undead ex-boyfriend of hers who is given WORLD-DESTROYING POWERS by the Devil for no easily explainable or logical reason, and Darrius and John go around finding several contrived excuses to smash up houses, rip off faux-cool shit like Ghost Rider, have several Dragonball Z-esque fight scenes, ponder sexual advances by an improbable number of buxom women and snark at each other. Oh, the joys that await you in the thrilling tale - PURSUING DEATH.
Possibly the worst, yet most unintentionally funny book ever written. Adam Robinson steps into the shoes of alter-insertion-fantasy-persona Darrius Alliese, a man who makes Ethan from CAD look charming and well-rounded. He's actually undead and collects souls for the devil or some such bollocks. He is in a vapid relationship with his girlfriend Lilith who is kidnapped by John Hampst, an undead ex-boyfriend of hers who is given WORLD-DESTROYING POWERS by the Devil for no easily explainable or logical reason, and Darrius and John go around finding several contrived excuses to smash up houses, rip off faux-cool shit like Ghost Rider, have several Dragonball Z-esque fight scenes, ponder sexual advances by an improbable number of buxom women and snark at each other. Oh, the joys that await you in the thrilling tale - PURSUING DEATH.

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Published by: I'M GARY OLDMAN on Jan 03, 2009
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05/09/2014

 
Adam Edwards
“For my mum; for nurturing my obscure view of thisworld”“For Amy, the woman in my life who pushed me tothe limit of my imagination”
 
Adam Edwards
-In the Beginning-A cold morning in the London office; century square,Alfine building 7th floor, the location of the KNS(Kingdom National Stories) manager’s office. Amemo has been circling the building; no one really knows what to do with the information it holds. Astory of a groundbreaking press-conference; of which I may get the chance to report upon, has beencircling the office. But there was no information as towhat the conference would tell, just ‘The truth’. Buthowever ominous it sounds, I never pass up a story. Ifound myself on the 7th floor today to receive my 
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briefing on my task. People rarely took me seriously for something as suspect as this I was the perfectcandidate, the boss man asked me when I’m availableto leave…I looked at my watch and told him “in about fif-teen minutes”. Thus I was on the first plane to Rome,Rome of all places, must be the architecture. Here Imet a really odd man with quite a bizarre story and…well you find out if you read on. After the con-ference I did produce a report, which was laughedout the office, maybe it was my approach maybe itwas the content; but it didn’t matter I felt a deepneed within myself to get this story out. People haveto know what I know. A bizarre, barely believablevision of the world based around one man’s trans-ition through life to the point or pinnacle of his very existence.So I decided to change the format to make thestory more publicly available, thus the creation of this book; plus if I make the story seem like it’srooted in fiction, the boss man or “the big cheese” as Iprefer to call him, can’t drag me over the coals.. Hisstory deserves to be told and who better thansomeone who was there to witness his finest hour.People deserve to know what goes on around them.This doesn’t provide tips in finding out if people
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