Description

Possibly the worst, yet most unintentionally funny book ever written. Adam Robinson steps into the shoes of alter-insertion-fantasy-p ersona Darrius Alliese, a man who makes Ethan from CAD look charming and well-rounded. He's actually undead and collects souls for the devil or some such bollocks. He is in a vapid relationship with his girlfriend Lilith who is kidnapped by John Hampst, an undead ex-boyfriend of hers who is given WORLD-DESTROYING POWERS by the Devil for no easily explainable or logical reason, and Darrius and John go around finding several contrived excuses to smash up houses, rip off faux-cool shit like Ghost Rider, have several Dragonball Z-esque fight scenes, ponder sexual advances by an improbable number of buxom women and snark at each other. Oh, the joys that await you in the thrilling tale - PURSUING DEATH.