Lend Me Your Ears!!!
Listen up Minnesota friends and family,There is a little guy, who I think is pretty neat, who is in need of an ear.“An ear?” you say.Yep, an ear.“What happened to the one he was born with?”Well that’s the problem, he wasn’t born with one.But the time has come for this spunky little man to finally get the ear he’s been waiting for!!!“So how much does an ear cost?” you ask.
Now, Tyler, as friends and family know him, lives all the way over in Utah. And those Utah peeps hada bake sale to raise some dough for this sweet little guy’s long list of upcoming surgeries. Since I wasall the way out here in Minnesota I wasn’t able to participate. But why should they have all of the fun?So I’m holding a bake sale of my own, right here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. For a limited time I amselling my famous, highly sought after, coveted, designer sugar cookies…and all proceeds will go toTyler’s Ear Fund.What? You haven’t had my sugar cookies? Well, check them out. They taste even better than theylook! (I’ll send you testimonials if necessary).