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Bailiff: The state of Greece vs. Plato, who is accused of knowing nothing
Plato: Innocent.
Bailiff: [swears Plato in] Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but
the truth?
Plato: I do
Prosecutor: I understand that you believe that we cannot perceive the world.
Plato: We perceive imperfect aspects of ideal forms. We only know the forms before we
are born. After we are born we forget them, so we cannot perceive them as they truly are.
Prosecutor: I see. So would you please describe judge begres for the court?
Plato: She possesses great beauty, the likes of which I have never seen before.
Plato: No, she is not ideally beautiful. But ideal beauty is unattainable
Plato: No.
Prosecutor: Do you not have any respect for this court of law?
Defense: I object!
Prosecutor: You see your honor, that Plato does not believe in perception, therefore he
cannot perceive anything and he cannot know anything. As evidence of this I have
demonstrated that he does not know how to behave in a courtroom, for he has called you
Defense: If you know how to fix a car or calculate a math problem that’s knowledge.
Defense: Knowledge is true belief. If something is true and you believe it then you have
knowledge of it.
Plato: But lawyers create belief of untrue things all the time.
Prosecution: I object!
Plato: Perhaps, but how would you justify that you know something?
Plato: and how would you justify that you know something else?
Defense: I see what you mean. So do you believe that you have just as much of a claim
Plato: Yes.
Begress: [bangs gavel] I hereby find plato guilty of having no knowledge and insulting
the court. You are hereby sentenced to drink hemlock from Foster.