trickle down
Divide & Liquor! This is a
separated drink, with blue on the
bottom, red in the middle, and
an ever-so-thin layer of white
flecked with gold on top. The
blue and red parts can be made
in advance to serve the throngs
of Young Republicans ordering
the Trickle Down!
Blue: ½ oz. Blue Curacao,
¾ oz. simple syrup
Red: ¾ oz. Campari,
½ oz. simple syrup
White: ½ oz. GoldWasser
1. Mix the blue layer. Do
not shake with ice (you
don’t want to dilute the
misery of this layer).
Pour into martini glass.
2. Mix red layer in a
shaker with light ice for
4. Mix GoldWasser with ice
5 seconds (to impart the
and shake the hell out of
slight chill of social- it for 30 seconds (the
Darwinist cruelty).
length of a SuperPAC ad).
3. Slowly layer red 5. Slowly pour in the
section over blue by GoldWasser — and watch the
drizzling over the back trickle-down action!
of a bar spoon (heirloom
silver recommended). If 6. Enter the voting booth,
layers aren’t distinct, proclaim “Down with the
try adding more simple Commonwealth!” and vote
syrup. Hey, it works for straight Republican.
Fox & Friends. Bottoms up!
DRI N K RE C I P E BY WI L L I A M BI S H OP
common good
2 ounces golden rum 1. Mix golden rum, milk, by which the
1 ounce milk and honey thoroughly with whole people covenants
1 teaspoon honey cracked ice in a chilled with each citizen, and
5 ounces champagne cocktail shaker, then each citizen with the
pour unstrained into whole people, that all
Collins glass. Fill with shall be governed by
champagne. certain laws for the
Common Good.” Or merely,
2. Raise your glass and “To the Common Good!”
say, “The body politic is
formed by a voluntary 3. Drink Liberally.
association of individuals:
it is a social compact,
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