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Cadence: I Saw a Young Dame (Expanded Version)

Cadence: I Saw a Young Dame (Expanded Version)

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A cadence about a young nurse who warns a young soldier not to get fresh. This cadence takes after an old favorite, "I Saw an Old Lady."
A cadence about a young nurse who warns a young soldier not to get fresh. This cadence takes after an old favorite, "I Saw an Old Lady."

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Cadence: I Saw a Young Dame (Expanded Version)
 by Bohdan Sirant, 2012I saw a young damestriding down the laneHad a tiny pink purse,and an umbrella for the rainSaid, ”Excuse me miss,where you going to?”She said, “I’m on my wayto Nursing School”“So, at that school,you’ll be doing what?”“Squeezing Airborne nuts pricking Ranger butts!She said, “Say soldier,ain’t you been told? Nursing School’sfor the cruel and the cold”She said, “Hey grunt,has it crossed your mindIt’s tough to triagelike Lady Justice blind”“Make sutures and incisionsgive pills and injectionsact on cold facts and decisionsand be cruel to be kind?”She said, “So stud,don’t get any ideas,
 
or we’ll pull you into treat your ‘dis-ease’”“It’s illness we fightWe treat grunts just rightwhether TB or STDor any acronym from A to Z”“We can haul you into check out your dick and inject penicillinin case you’re sick”“So don’t be fresh,and don’t be a prick Don’t act cool,don’t try your sly tricks”“Or we’ll have our funWe’ll get in our licksWe’ll disassemble your gun‘cause we’re curious chicks”“We’ll measure your toolwith our 12-inch ruleand check its shapewith our measuring tape”“Yes, we’ll measure its girthand mark its lengthand test its stiffnessand check its strength”“We’ll kneed it, and bend it pound it, and stretch it
 
twist it, compress itchill it, and work it”“And don’t think we won’t,so don’t be a fool‘cause I’m chief instructor at the Nursing school”Refrain:‘Cause I’m hard coreLove the CorpsKnow the scoreKeep scoreLean and meanLove to wear Scrub green (relish green)Fit and brightFit to fightLove to fightFight for loveLove to liveLive to loveFight to liveLive to fightLove itUp tightUprightBall bustersDam bustersDynamiteDo it rightOutrightOut of sightRock hardRock and roll

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