First Draft:
5/16/00
Revised:
5/23/00

FADE IN:
EXT. - A DIMMSDALE STREET - MORNING
Timmy\u2019s YELLOW SCHOOL BUS is a\u2019rolling towards school.

PUSH IN:
INT. - SCHOOL BUS - SAME TIME
TIMMY, CHESTER and AJ sit in the THIRD ROW as the bus slows down at

TIMMY
She\u2019s the prettiest girl in the school and today
she\u2019s gonna sit next to me!

Timmy shoves Chester and AJ off of the seat and sets a RESERVED
SIGN down in their place. Trixie saunters onto the bus and pauses for a
moment to look at the BUS DRIVER.

(announcer voice)
Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and popular,
Trixie Tang!

SPOTLIGHTS begin to wave back and forth and a DISCO BALL drops.
Trixie floats past the first row where TAD and CHAD, two POPULAR
BOYS wearing COATS and SUNGLASSES, sit.

TRIXIE
Hello, popular girl, yet less popular than me,
Carly!

AJ
You see, popularity charts out like this. Rich
kids, 58%. Unpopular kids, 27%. Jocks, 20%.
Lackeys, 4.9%.

AJ
Other. With me, Chester and that kid with the
boil.