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Desi-Pun! by Mohit Sharma (Trendy Baba)

Desi-Pun! by Mohit Sharma (Trendy Baba)

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There are quite a few synonyms of “Contrast” like Dissimilarity, Variation, Gap, Difference, Divergence, Unlikeness, Disparity etc. I want to add one more word in this list “India”. This crazy country is beautiful, vibrant & deep. When you think that you know a lot about India it presents some new permutation & combination leading to countless invisible probabilities.

These ‘punny’ stories attempt to cover few related yet contrasting aspects present in India. I wrote many write-ups during my school & graduation years & I have quite a few promising ideas in my rugged jhola. I will continue to explore India & write on imperative aspects related to Bharat.

- Mohit Sharma (Trendy Baba / Trendster)
There are quite a few synonyms of “Contrast” like Dissimilarity, Variation, Gap, Difference, Divergence, Unlikeness, Disparity etc. I want to add one more word in this list “India”. This crazy country is beautiful, vibrant & deep. When you think that you know a lot about India it presents some new permutation & combination leading to countless invisible probabilities.

These ‘punny’ stories attempt to cover few related yet contrasting aspects present in India. I wrote many write-ups during my school & graduation years & I have quite a few promising ideas in my rugged jhola. I will continue to explore India & write on imperative aspects related to Bharat.

- Mohit Sharma (Trendy Baba / Trendster)

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Desi
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Pun!
Yo! Pun Intended
Almost 25
Indiastic
Short Stories
 Mohit Sharma
 
(Trendster)
 
There are quite a few synonyms of “Contrast” like Dissimilarity, Variation, Gap, Dif 
ference, Divergence,Unlikeness and Disparity
etc. I want to add one more word in this list “India”. This crazy country is
beautiful, vibrant & deep. When you think that you know a lot about India it presents some new
permutation & combination leading to countless invisible probabilities. These ‘punny’ stories attempt to
cover few related yet contrasting aspects present in India.I wrote many write-ups during my school & graduation years & I have quite a few promising ideas in myrugged jhola. I will continue to explore India & write on imperative aspects related to Bharat.I would like to thank my friends, teachers, colleagues in UPES - Dehradun, Lucknow Christian DegreeCollege, IGNOU, Rani Laxmi Bai Memorial School, NGOs. My virtual yet powerful people on IndianComics Communities, Storywrite Website, Allpoetry Website, Blogger Website, MRAs etc. Thanks forbeing so efficient & so willing to help in all occasions.The last thank you goes to my family for everything!
Mohit Sharma
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Twitter :twitter.com/Trendzter*)
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Sorry! Smt. Maneka Gandhi ji
 Who are these people? Animal Rights Activists? Why?People working on behalf of others without payment for their time and services. Animal rights,also referred to as animal liberation, is the idea that the most basic interests of non-humananimals should be afforded the same consideration as the similar interests of human beings.Why? This is super socialism. They are spending billions on animals when hundreds of people inmy mega slum die annually. I am struggling for all the basic necessities like food, water, shelter,clothing, then why should I adopt a dog? I know how to read and write but I am not listening to
them and I don’t want their pictorial pamphlets. They say we are
 
brainwashed….I don’t
understand their logics and statistics. Maybe they are right but we are hungry!Away from my slum, in this dark cold night, I was feeling very sad and frightened at the sametime. I had never committed a murder before but today I had do so in order to save our lives. Ididn't want to ruin my life just for this tiny little stupid thing. I had made up my mind. I wouldmurder him in the dead of night and no one would ever know what happened to him. I waslooking forward to a very happy life with my beautiful love. But first I had to kill this witless git. Isharpened my knife and with a loud thud, his life ended. Feeling not a little feeling of regret in
my heart, I started burying him. Poor dog breathed his last in the ‘backyard’ of my h
ut and I feltvery relieved to end this fiasco. Having some serious hatred with animals especially dogs, (andhumans) I would never had let this stupid moron in my house but my wife was insisting to keephim with us. Stray Cows, Buffaloes, Goats and other plants, grass eating animals are okay asthey never demand anything except causing few accidents on roads and injuring Bikers,pedestrians and rarely those rich people in their Air Conditioned Cars. But Dogs, no they are notokay because they want bread. This was the main reason of our ongoing problems. When I will
get a decent job then I will gift her 1…no..2 dogs. I crossed my fingers to pray for the poor thingand started moving towards my home where a ‘happy’ life and beauteous love was waiting for
me.
The End!Author Notes:
 *) - Smt. (Shrimati) is an honorific (Hindi) used for women.*) - Maneka Gandhi is an Indian politician, animal rights activist, environmentalist, formermodel.

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enjoyed every story. congrats
Dharmesh Talwar added this note
24 gem stories. thanks and keep up the gud work yaar
Samrendra Nath added this note
mastamast stories bro...nice satires, lessons learnt....thanks! :)
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+1 mesmerizing
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...and bro *want a sequel* videsi-pun!!! :p
Kabir Rathi added this note
this is a wonderful read. stories r brilliant with morals, satires and emotions. wow! 10/10 for this book mohit
great talent hats off
Saidur Rahman added this note
immensely talented writer...having capability of resuscitating people frm unawareness..

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