The Fairly OddParents: "Twistory"
final script by Hartman/Marmel/Thomas 11.9.01
INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - AFTERNOON
COSMO AND WANDA fly back and forth playing a fairy version of tag.
Tag! You're it.
Tag! You're a mitt.
She turns into a MITT and goes after Cosmo.
Tag! You're a zit!
Cosmo turns into a ZIT and chases Wanda.
Tag! You're a twit!
Wanda becomes a duplicate of COSMO.
Hey! That's not funny!
Tag! You're spit.
POOF! Wanda returns to normal, and rears back as though she were going to
hock a gigantic loogie at Cosmo.
(CREATING PHLEGM NOISE)
WHAM! The door flies open between Cosmo and Wanda. We hear a <<SPLAT>>.
Cosmo looks up and sees Timmy. He's furious.
Timmy! Thank heavens you're...
SHE DID IT!