http://www.scribd.com/people/view/154-bill-klein This a feed for documents on Scribd written by billkleinonline 30 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:10:17 GMT Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:10:17 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/886864/Sort-of-The-Nativity Sort of The Nativity Okay, so it was like this. There’s this chick named Mary, right? And she was like this virgin type, you know? And… Uh, well, it meant she was pure. As in untouched. Probably not very popular either. Never mind. So anyway, she’s at home on this Saturday night – no big surprise there, for obvious reasons – and she hears this voice coming out of nowhere. And the voice was God… Well, it HAD to be God. I mean, it’s not like she had a freakin’ PA in the house, you know? They didn’t have speakers and stuff back then, it was like ancient times, see? No, no intern Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:10:17 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/886864/Sort-of-The-Nativity http://www.scribd.com/doc/1003/Minnesconsin-Citizen-Profile-Brother-Carruther-Missionary CITIZEN PROFILE: BROTHER CARRUTHER, MISSIONARY When word reached Europe that the territory that would become known as Minnesconsin was populated by godless savages who had yet to grasp the concept of offertory collections and Bingo Nights, the missionaries immediately responded to what was seen as an opportunity to spread The Word. They practically ran over each other seeking passage on ships headed towards the New World, and upon reaching its teeming shores, they spread out in all directions to preach their doctrines to the natives. One of these men was Brother Carruther, a member of the Orde Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:34:01 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/1003/Minnesconsin-Citizen-Profile-Brother-Carruther-Missionary http://www.scribd.com/doc/826/Minnesconsin-1-The-Spitting-Image ADVANCE PRAISE FOR MINNESCONSIN "You should be run out of town for publishing such vile, perverted filth!!" - Larry Flynt "Appalling!! Have you no regard for humanity?" - Osama bin-Laden “What does ‘asphyxiated’ mean? I can’t find it in any of your phone transcripts.” - George W Bush *MINNESCONSIN An Epic Novel of Either Misguided Genius or Well-Directed Stupidity You decide. by Bill Klein *MINNESCONSIN All Rights Reserved © 2006 by Bill Klein www.billkleinonline.com No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, graphic, electronic, or mechan Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:34:13 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/826/Minnesconsin-1-The-Spitting-Image