http://www.scribd.com/people/view/206-carolyn This a feed for documents on Scribd written by Macarray 30 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:13:49 GMT Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:13:49 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/38693/If-you-dont-know-the-answer-you-can-at-least-give-your-teacher-a-good-story-to-tell Some simple and genius revelations, made by students Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24!" Teacher: What is 2k + k? Student: 3000! *Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3... Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails. One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The K Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:13:49 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/38693/If-you-dont-know-the-answer-you-can-at-least-give-your-teacher-a-good-story-to-tell http://www.scribd.com/doc/38677/Results-of-professors-12-years-of-selfexperimentation University of California Postprints Year  Paper  Self-experimentation as a source of new ideas: Ten examples about sleep, mood, health, and weight Seth Roberts University of California, Berkeley Seth Roberts, “Self-experimentation as a source of new ideas: Ten examples about sleep, mood, health, and weight” (2004). Behavioral and Brain Sciences. 27 (2), pp. 227-288. Postprint available free at: http://repositories.cdlib.org/postprints/117 Posted at the eScholarship Repository, http://repositories.cdlib.org/postprints/117 University of California. *Self-experimentati Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:29:19 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/38677/Results-of-professors-12-years-of-selfexperimentation http://www.scribd.com/doc/1313/Steve-Jobss-Commencement-Speech-at-Stanford Thank you. I'm honored to be with you today for your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. Truth be told, I never graduated from college and this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories. The first story is about connecting the dots. I dropped out of Reed College after the first six months but then stayed around as a drop-in for another eighteen months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out? It started before I was born. My biological mother was a Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:08:46 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/1313/Steve-Jobss-Commencement-Speech-at-Stanford http://www.scribd.com/doc/1312/Harvard-Graduation-Speech-by-Conan-OBrien Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000 by Conan O'Brien I'd like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious. I'd like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow's Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must get more laughs than seminal wage/price theoretician. Students of the Harvard Class of 2000, fifteen years ago I sat where you sit now and I thought exactly what you are now thinking: What's Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:03:40 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/1312/Harvard-Graduation-Speech-by-Conan-OBrien http://www.scribd.com/doc/1110/When-bad-writing-becomes-funny Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay * He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. Joseph Romm, Washington * She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station * The littl Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:56:22 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/1110/When-bad-writing-becomes-funny