http://www.scribd.com/people/view/58-sean-cummings This a feed for documents on Scribd written by bloorstreet 30 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:36:37 GMT Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:36:37 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/411727/Untitled He dumped me with no advanced warning. Things went from bad to worse because my car was being towed while I read the e-mail from Geoff thanking me for the last thirteen months but that he’d decided to “reevaluate his life”, whatever the hell that means. It was going to be difficult to get my car out of the impound lot because my credit card was maxed out and I had roughly enough money for bus fare in my bank account. I would have to borrow money from Rene once I explained that Geoff had to be gay, after all -I did the dumping, not the other way around. “What did he do this time Molly, Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:36:37 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/411727/Untitled http://www.scribd.com/doc/243944/Novice-Johnson-Chapter-1 If you could see them for what they are, perhaps you would respond in-kind. They live in the suburbs and they sit on Boards of Directors for important charitable organizations. One or two of them make millions of dollars a year playing for two unnamed NBA teams and generate millions more doing product endorsements. A handful are political operatives and a great many are lobbyists for reasons that actually make perfect sense when you're trying to influence public opinion to a particularly evil school of thought. And I see them... you can't. Psychiatrists claim I am schizophrenic because I hear Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:45:10 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/243944/Novice-Johnson-Chapter-1 http://www.scribd.com/doc/240063/Novice-Johnson-Chapter-2 Naturally I just had to pinch myself. It's not every day when the voices inside my head actually manifest into living flesh, and never into a drop-dead gorgeous woman. "Hello, figment of my imagination," I muttered, inhaling deeply. She smelled like an exotic combination of citrus and ginger. "Go back inside my brain now... you're distracting me." Instantly I felt a searing hot flash of pain on my left forearm as the woman slowly cocked a perfectly sculpted eyebrow and made the sign of the cross with her index finger. "I've seen the various figments of your imagination, Novice," she whispered, Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:17:33 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/240063/Novice-Johnson-Chapter-2 http://www.scribd.com/doc/30671/Unseen-World Website http://www.bloorstreetbooks.com Email: bloorstreet@bloorstreetbooks.com Unseen World By Sean Cummings *The Official Blog of Marshall Jamrozik Chapter 1 My name is Marshall Jamrozik and Batman is a damned lie. I know this because when I first started this crime-fighting gig, I was expecting to cleverly engage a costumed supervillain and it didn’t happen. It still hasn’t happened and I’ve been at this for over ten years now. Because bald headed megalomaniacs whose weapon of choice is a freezing ray or homicidal mimes that squirt acid out of a fake flower exist only in the pages Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:39:00 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/30671/Unseen-World http://www.scribd.com/doc/984/More-Questions-from-Women Dear Starbuck MacIntyre: I’ve been reading your blog for a couple of months and I think it’s refreshing to hear a man’s opinion that isn’t watered down with jingoism and catch-phrases. I am writing because I’m wondering what your take is on what’s happening inside my boyfriend’s brain because I just don’t understand him sometimes. First off, he’s a great guy. He never looks at other women (at least not when I’m around) and when we’re hanging out at his place, he’s pretty good about watching stuff I want to watch or renting DVD’s that he wouldn’t be caught dead seein Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:56:49 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/984/More-Questions-from-Women http://www.scribd.com/doc/775/Questions-from-women-about-men Having already established that men are basically lazy and entirely predictable, I was surprised to receive numerous e-mail queries from female readers of my blog. Apparently women are still trying to decode what they characterize as a mystifying range of behaviors among the men in their lives, and surprisingly; women are losing sleep over this. As North American women seem bent on treating their male woes as an epic quest for “the perfect relationship”, I was struck by the fact that many of the questions seemed to revolve around trying to understand why men can’t be more like women. Sur Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:11:47 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/775/Questions-from-women-about-men http://www.scribd.com/doc/211/Starbuck-MacIntyres-Guide-to-21st-Centuy-Man-Chapter-1 Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man Starbuck MacIntyre’s Guide to 21st Century Man By Sean Cummings Chapter 1 - What is a man? Here’s a test. Open your local newspaper and read a guy’s obiturary. Then read another - and another after that. Know what you’ll find? Well, it will probably look a lot like this: Bloggins - James (Jimmy) 1955-2006 It is with extreme sadness that we announce the passing of James (Jimmy) Bloggins on November 2, 2006 at the age of fifty-two What is a man? *Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man years. James worked as a journeyman welder t Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:47:48 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/211/Starbuck-MacIntyres-Guide-to-21st-Centuy-Man-Chapter-1