http://www.scribd.com/people/view/89369-gabrielle This a feed for documents on Scribd written by Gabrielle 30 Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:39:47 GMT Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:39:47 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/274435/Poetic-Justice Jane Doe Jane is VERY well fed I would be happy if she was dead Count on her style to be wacky Even if she always calls things tacky She looks like a meatball She would bounce and roll if she were to free-fall Her apartment is scary She is very very hairy Every morning she shaves her ’stache Her shirt and pants always clash Haikus about the Meatball Behold the Meatball She thinks you are so tacky Go see an opera Your texture is bland And your texture is really cool I love to eat food *Fanny packs are cool Bounce and roll down a big hill Rosettes are so cool And Meatball Was Her Name-O! My { Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:39:47 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/274435/Poetic-Justice http://www.scribd.com/doc/274407/Bridge-card-game-System-Notes Uz2 Notes January ‘07 UDCA: Just remember that low-high is encouraging. So if you lead a suit and pard echoes, he most likely holds xxx. When following to declarer’s suits, only give count when necessary. Puppet Stayman: Used in response to an opening 2NT, as well as a delayed 2NT (via 2♣ opening.) Responding with 3♣ (Stayman) indicates either a 4 card or a three card major. Responding 3♠ = 5♠/4♥. Rebids: Opener bids 3 of a major with 5 cards. Opener bids 3♦ with a 4-card major. Responder shows a 4-card major by bidding the other major. Responder denies a 4 card major by biddi Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:02:10 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/274407/Bridge-card-game-System-Notes http://www.scribd.com/doc/273971/The-Thief-Four-The-Forever-Fortress The Thief Four – The Forever Fortress By Noah Uz I looked up at the full, white moon and was thankful for the extra light, which would guide my way. “This should be easy,” I thought. I blasted down the drawbridge with a single shot from my dart gun and entered the Forever Fortress. All at once the ninjas turned away from their training drills and looked directly at me. “This ain’t practice, everyone attack!” ordered the drill sergeant. “Summon multi lasers,” I yelled. Moonlight enveloped all the ninjas as they fell to the ground unconscious, even before a single bullet could la Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:48:15 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/273971/The-Thief-Four-The-Forever-Fortress http://www.scribd.com/doc/273927/Noahs-Superior-Poems Noah’s Superior Poems I am a video game player fighting the unknown (Imps & Goblins – anything goes) I am a piece of farfalle dancing in hot water I am a spit on a rotisserie rotating the juicy chicken I am a whisper phone waiting to be whispered to I am the stars spinning above a knocked-out fighter’s head Silence There is no sound here There is no noise How can I write when there is no noise? Am I here? Nobody knows Pete Pete eats lots of pies and chicken thighs Home food is great, but not if you’re late But if it burns, your stomach churns So Pete, watch what you eat *Mochi Deli Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:05:50 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/273927/Noahs-Superior-Poems