http://www.scribd.com/people/view/9470-ryan-barrett This a feed for documents on Scribd written by RyanB 30 Fri, 18 May 2007 15:54:23 GMT Fri, 18 May 2007 15:54:23 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/65420/Crab-Wars-The-7-Deadly-Sins Crab Wars, the 7 Deadly Sins I love crabs, but sometimes I feel they are making a mockery of me. Here are seven sinful ways how crab legs have ruined my life: Gluttony: One medium-sized leg used to fill me up for dinner. Now I'll eat a whole bucket and crave more. Sloth: Crabs themselves are lazy. They just run around sideways in the sand and blow bubbles. Sometimes they fight and kill, but that's rare. So when I eat a crab, I naturally can't be asked to do much other than eat another one. Lust: Have you heard the crab mating song? Rough, metallic, electrifying... Pride: I am the crab master. Fri, 18 May 2007 15:54:23 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/65420/Crab-Wars-The-7-Deadly-Sins http://www.scribd.com/doc/19269/5-Hints-to-Price-is-Right-Stardom I did it, you can too! Here are 5 tips that will have you galloping down the aisle in no time. 1) Go on a whim. Successful Price is Right starlets do not go to L.A. envisioning their name handwritten in Sharpie on an enlarged price tag sticker. No, they are pushed to the CBS lot by forces of nature. Or boredom. Or both. 2) Don't wear a cheesy t-shirt. No "Bob Barker is my Granddad" tee, and don't even think about showing up with a large group wearing the same "Happy 100th Birthday Bob!" makeshift iron-on label sweat shirt. 3) Talk really loud. You will be interviewed in groups of about 20 befo Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:14:35 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/19269/5-Hints-to-Price-is-Right-Stardom http://www.scribd.com/doc/19257/Stalker-Nation Stalker Nation: The Web 2.0 Tornado According to Dorothy  Spy Games and Guilty Pleasures The average 24 year­old of 2007 is a professional spy with 10 years of rigorous training and  experience.   USA Today has named my generation the “digital natives,” a group lured by 1994’s chat room/  email­chocked AOL and reeled in by the new millennium Web 2.0 social networking boom. I am no exception.  I used to talk myself into entering a questionable chat room or, more recently,  checking the Facebook profile of Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:47:00 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/19257/Stalker-Nation http://www.scribd.com/doc/19256/The-Male-Reflex So I’ve been told that men have a reflex. It’s universal. They all do it. No matter the girl – big or small, black or white – a man will feel the need… no, the deep, instinctual pull… to ruminate over her behind as she passes. They can’t help it, so I hear. Even if their girlfriend is sitting across from them at dinner, they will necessarily HAVE TO look a specimen up, and then down. They don’t stop to think that their glance is obvious to anyone (men are so smart really). Let’s ponder the reasons why a woman’s rear is of such importance to every run-of-the-mill fellow. Her Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:45:25 GMT http://www.scribd.com/doc/19256/The-Male-Reflex