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INT. TIMMY'S ROOM- EVENING TIMMY watches TV, with COSMO and WANDA in their bowl.ON TVCHET UBETCHA reports from behind his desk.CHET UBETCHAGood evening, Dimmsdale. I'm ChetUBetcha. Welcome to Chet Ubetcha'sLifestyles of the Rich and Wasteful. Tonight we are going see how famouspeople, better than you, live their lives.Including-PROJECTED BEHIND HIM - BRITNEY BRITNEY swims in a large heart-shaped pool. MALE FANS stand around her <crying,> their PROJECTILE TEARS falling into the pool.FANSWe love you Britney Britney! You're sofamous!CHET UBETCHAPop Diva Britney Britney, so rich andfamous she swims in the tears of hermany male fans. Next, Chip Skylark, sofamous he gets his aerobic workouts withthe help of his fans.PROJECTED BEHIND CHET - CHIP SKYLARK runs around the corner anddown the street followed by a PACK OF GIRLS led by TRIXIE and VICKY.FANSWE LOVE YOU, CHIP SKYLARK! YOU'RESO FAMOUS!!!CHET UBETCHAAnd for some, fame never ends--PROJECTED BEHIND CHET - ADAM WEST signs autographs.CHET UBETCHA--like the legendary Adam West!
 
GEEKY BOYI love you, Adam West! Somehow you'restill so famous!PULL WIDE to see a SIGN which says ADAM WEST CONVENTION. MYAUTOGRAPH: $10. Adam plucks a TEN out of the GEEKY BOY'S handand tosses it on a GIANT STACK OF MONEY. Timmy turns off the TV. Cosmo and Wanda poof into FAIRY FORM.Cosmo wears MOVIE STAR SHADES. TIMMYMoney, getting on TV, Trixie Tangchasing you--wouldn't being famous bethe coolest, you guys?COSMOIt is the coolest. Just look at my supercoolshades. All us stars have them!Wanda glares at him and poofs off the shades. TIMMYWhat are you talking about, Cosmo? You're not famous.COSMOOf course I'm not. None of us are, sothere's no reason for us to go toFairyworld to enjoy our fame.WANDACosmo! Let's play the Stop Talking game! Your turn! TIMMYHang on a second. Call me crazy but ithink you two are hiding something. Iwant to go to Fairyworld, right now.Beat. Cosmo shakes his head. He's not talking. No way. TIMMYWhat's the matter?WANDAUh, Timmy, it's just you usually give us alittle notice when you want to go to
 
Fairyworld. It's not very polite to justdrop in... TIMMYWanda, has being polite ever mattered tome? I wish we were in Fairyworld rightthis second!COSMO YAY--Oops, is it still my turn?ON Cosmo and Wanda looking freaked out, wePOOF TO:EXT. FAIRYWORLD - DAYWanda, Cosmo and Timmy land at the bustling corner of HALL andOATES, abuzz with FAIRY SHOPPERS and COMMUTERS. Suddenly,everything goes SILENT. As Timmy looks around, he sees all the Fairiesstaring at him and whispering. Wanda tries to hide behind her wand;Cosmo smiles and waves to everyone.FAIRIES<fan walla> Look, it's Timmy!/ Cosmo'sso cute! / Wanda's fatter in person!/ Timmy, you're the greatest! Timmy's eyes light up. TIMMYHey, what's going on!?! Why iseverybody staring at us?ON A FAIRY COUPLE - wearing T-SHIRTS with Timmy's face and a LOGOthat reads "TIMMY TV." They grin and give Timmy a big thumbs-up.All the Fairies start <clapping> and chanting his name as they form acircle around him.FAIRY #1We love you, Timmy!FAIRY #2We love your pink hat!FAIRY #3
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