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MOM
Here's your breakfast, Timmy! A nice,
steaming bowl of "I'm not sure".

TIMMY
Yuck! I sure wish I had some bacon and
eggs!

TIMMY (CONT'D)
I said: I SURE WISH I HAD SOME BACON
AND EGGS! (SPOON OF GRUEL IN
MOUTH) URLP!

DAD
ho,ho, Timmy! It's Thursday! That means
it's time to shave my back!

TIMMY
Oh, yeah and...I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO
DO THIS!

DAD
So do I! But Mother Nature can be a cruel
mistress.

DAD (CONT'D)
And when you're done, you can help me
spread manure on the front lawn! And
this time I got the extra fresh kind! Hit it,
Bessie!

TIMMY
Cosmo! Wanda! I needed wishes, and
you didn't show up! Again!

COSMO
Eeeeh! We're taking our first family
photo, and you smell like cow butt!

We'll try to pay attention next time,
Timmy. Sorry. We're totally there for you.
You can count on us. Now hurry up, you'll
miss the bus.

FRANCIS
Hey, Turner. You smell like cow butt.
Therefore: I must pound you.

TIMMY
Oh yeah? Well, I WISH I HAD HUGE
MUSCLES TO POUND YOU! <EFFORT
NOISE>

TIMMY (CONT'D)
I mean: "I WISH I HAD FAIRIES WHO
WERE LISTENING WHO COULD SAVE ME!"

FRANCIS
And I'll bet you wish you weren't gonna
get hurt, too. But I'll tell you right now, it
ain't gonna happen...