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FADE IN:
INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - ON A DIGITAL CLOCK
TIMMY is under his covers, sleeping. The clock changes to 7:00! Timmy
throws the covers aside -- he's in a tuxedo!

TIMMY
At last! The official start of the greatest
day ever!

COSMO, WANDA and POOF pop in as BALLOONS. A BANNER with
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" drops down with confetti and streamers!
COSMO/WANDA
Happy birthday, Timmy!
TIMMY
It's a great day to celebrate MOI!

COSMO
It's also the day that Crocker plans his
annual surprise attack.

TIMMY
Oh, yeah, I wish his garage would
collapse.

ON CROCKER'S HOUSE - HIS GARAGE - CONTINUOUS

CROCKER (V.O.)
At last! I've finally developed the
ultimate fairy catching...

POOF! The garage collapses!
CROCKER
GAH!
BACK IN TIMMY'S ROOM - CONTINUOS

TIMMY
Okay, guys, what's the dizzle on this
special occasion?

Wanda poofs up a BIRTHDAY PARTY SET UP in the backyard.
WANDA

We start with a backyard carnival with
looping coaster, live entertainment - Chip
Skylark is confirmed - move on to
presents, then the world's biggest
birthday cake topped by --

Wanda poofs up a huge CAKE in Timmy's room. JUANDISSIMO (dressed
as TIMMY) poofs in on top of the CAKE.
COSMO
Juandissimo?JUANDISSIMO

Feliz' cumpleanos! To my gorgeous self!
(laughs) I'm Timmy! Look how stupid I
am!

COSMO
How'd he get on top of the cake?

TIMMY
That's your present? A bad impression of
me?

JUANDISSIMO
Well, I admit it's not perfect, but check
out the big goofy dentes'!

TIMMY
No, check out Poof's impression of me.
Show 'em Poof!

POOF
Poof! Poof!
Poof's face changes to look just like Timmy's face!!

JUANDISSIMO
I admit defeat. Here's a picture of me,
instead.

Juan poofs up a PICTURE OF HIMSELF with a bow for Timmy.

JUANDISSIMO
But, I'm staying for the party - you throw
amazing parties - for someone who's
never been invited to any.

TIMMY
Oh yeah. And, this year's birthday bash
is gonna rock!

<KA-BLAM!!> JORGEN appears!

JORGEN
I was eavesdropping and couldn't help
but overhear you say it was your
birthday! Allow me to give you my
present.

Jorgen poofs up a TV set and pops in a DVD. ON THE SCREEN: a title
comes up, "HOW TO DEAL WITH LOSING YOUR FAIRIES".

TIMMY
"How to deal with losing your fairies?"
Whazaa...huh?

ON THE SCREEN: we see cartoon figures of a YOUNG CROCKER with
HAPPY FAIRIES. ADAM WEST walks in:

ADAM
Hello there, special children. I'm film star
and narrator Adam West. As we know,
Fairy Godparents are assigned to kids in
need of help...

A CLOCK appears. The hands spin fast, and young Crocker ages.

ADAM
...and according to Da Rules: when each
kid reaches that certain "older" age, their
fairies have to leave them - forever.

The fairies poof up SUITCASES and fly away. The kid <CRIES!>
TIMMY
Not loving this present.
JORGEN
Wait, it gets better!

ADAM
This video is full of tips on how to deal
with having your best friends and any
memory of them ripped away.

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