FB 125
\u201cThe Janitor\u2019s Apprentice\u201d
by Steve Tompkins and Michael Caine

Michael Caine, Russell Calabrese, Megan Casey, Shaun Cashman, Audrey Diehl, Kelley Gardner,
Brandon Hoang, Dean Hoff, Eric Homan, Eric Horsted, Kevin Kolde, Scott Kreamer, Jason Meier,
MacGregor Middleton, Roland Poindexter, Ilana Resnik, Eric Robles, Jim Schumann, Fred Seibert, Brian
Sheesley, Steve Tompkins, Therese Trujillo, Blanca Uribe

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Fanboy...................................................................................................David Hornsby Chum Chum.......................................................................................... Nika Futterman Mr. Mufflin.................................................................................................. Jeff Bennett Janitor Poopatine...............................................................................Steve Tompkins

CLOSE ON A SCATTERING OF KETCHUP PACKETS lining the floor.
FANBOY\u2019S SNEAKERS STOMP into frame, SQUISHING a packet with a
<SPLORT>. He hops up and down, SQUISHING all the packets in
a frenzy. [NOTE: CAN REUSE GREY GLOP FROM FB123 IN RED]

(out of breath)
Well, I give up. I have no idea
how kangaroos put ketchup on their
hot dogs.

It\u2019s a mystery. Let\u2019s focus our efforts on monkeys, and how they eat meatballs.

Now, from what I know of monkey
manners, the meatball is passed in
a flinging mo-whoa WHOA!

advances toward him, HOVERING several feet off the ground.
ON FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM, looking terrified.
NEW ANGLE: The monstrous vehicle bears down upon the boys.

SFX: <PNEUMATIC HISS>. STEAM ESCAPES from underneath as the vehicle lowers to the ground. An unseen PANEL opens, a RAMP descends... and JANITOR POOPATINE rolls down on his chair, BRENDA.