FB 111_Precious Pig

Fanboy and Chum Chum

Revised Record Draft

FB 111
“Precious Pig”
by Eric Horsted

5/27/08

DISTRIBUTION:

Michael Caine, Megan Casey, Shaun Cashman, Audrey Diehl, Kelley Gardner, Brandon Hoang, Dean
Hoff, Eric Homan, Eric Horsted, Kevin Kolde, Scott Kreamer, Jason Meier, MacGregor Middleton,
Roland Poindexter, Ilana Resnik, Eric Robles, Jim Schumann, Fred Seibert, Brian Sheesley, Steve
Tompkins, Therese Trujillo, Blanca Uribe

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Fanboy and Chum Chum

“Precious Pig”

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Cast List

Fanboy...................................................................................................David Hornsby Chum Chum.......................................................................................... Nika Futterman Mr. Mufflin.................................................................................................. Jeff Bennett Nancy Pancy............................................................................................................TBD Duke.........................................................................................................................TBD Lupe..........................................................................................................................TBD

INT. SCHOOL - CLASSROOM - DAY

MR. MUFFLIN writes on the blackboard.

MR. MUFFLIN

1

So Columbus took the Nina...

SFX: O.S. <BANG!>

MR. MUFFLIN (CONT’D)

2

...and the Pinta...

SFX: O.S. <BANG!>

MR. MUFFLIN (CONT’D)

3

...and the...

SFX: O.S. <BANG!>

MR. MUFFLIN (CONT’D)

4

Sweet Santa Maria! What’s going

on?!

Mufflin swivels around. In MUFFLIN’S POV, WE SEE the CLASS is fixated on a GIANT POTBELLIED PIG that is <BANGING> open desk lids with his snout and devouring the kid’s lunches.

MR. MUFFLIN (CONT’D)

5

(muttering to self)
Why did I let that door-to-door pig
salesman talk me into buying a
potbellied pig?

(mocking)

Ooh, they make great class pets.

ANGLE ON FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM: In the back of the class, they

have their desk lids open, trying to entice the pig to come

over.

CHUM CHUM

6

(whispering)

C’mon Precious! C’mere Precious!