FB 123
\u201cLunch Lady\u201d
by Eric Horsted

Michael Caine, Russell Calabrese, Megan Casey, Shaun Cashman, Audrey Diehl, Kelley Gardner,
Brandon Hoang, Dean Hoff, Eric Homan, Eric Horsted, Kevin Kolde, Scott Kreamer, Jason Meier,
MacGregor Middleton, Roland Poindexter, Ilana Resnik, Eric Robles, Jim Schumann, Fred Seibert, Brian
Sheesley, Steve Tompkins, Therese Trujillo, Blanca Uribe

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Fanboy...................................................................................................David Hornsby Chum Chum.......................................................................................... Nika Futterman Kyle.......................................................................................................Jamie Kennedy Mr. Mufflin, Necronomicon....................................................................... Jeff Bennett Yo................................................................................................................... Dyana Liu Mrs. Cram, Lupe........................................................................................... Candi Milo Michael Johnson....................................................................................................TBD

(with disdain)
You two are \u201cpizza monkeys\u201d? What
do you do? Throw your \u201cpoop-

Kyle tries to walk away but the boys (still <LAUGHING>) slap
him on the back, knocking him back and forth between them
like a ping pong ball. Suddenly there\u2019s a loud <CHIME>. The
boys stop slapping Kyle and look to the stage, where MR.
MUFFLIN speaks into a MICROPHONE.

...has retired to her beachfront
mansion in the south of France.
We\u2019ll all miss her burnt fish
sticks and of course, her
uncontrollable temper.