FB 107
\u201cThe Hard Sell\u201d
by Steve Tompkins

Michael Caine, Megan Casey, Shaun Cashman, Audrey Diehl, Kelley Gardner, Brandon Hoang, Dean
Hoff, Eric Homan, Eric Horsted, Kevin Kolde, Scott Kreamer, Jason Meier, MacGregor Middleton,
Roland Poindexter, Ilana Resnik, Eric Robles, Jim Schumann, Fred Seibert, Brian Sheesley, Steve
Tompkins, Therese Trujillo, Blanca Uribe

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Fanboy...................................................................................................David Hornsby Chum Chum.......................................................................................... Nika Futterman Oz / Blonde Oz Twin...............................................................................Josh Duhamel Man / Crabulus.......................................................................................... Jeff Bennett* Oz\u2019s Mom................................................................................................. Estelle Harris Lenny..........................................................................................................Wyatt Cenac

Fanboy and Chum Chum are at Oz Comix playing with action figures with Oz. But their fun is interrupted by Oz\u2019s mother, who tells Oz that he has to bring himself to sell one of his collectibles or she\u2019ll turn his store into a yogurt shop. The very idea of parting with one of his \u201cbabies\u201d is difficult for Oz to handle, so it\u2019s up to Fanboy and Chum Chum to help Oz sell something by the end of the day and save their favorite hang out.

EXT. OZ COMIX - DAY - ESTABLISHING
SFX: <GONG!>
INT. OZ COMIX - CONTINUOUS
CLOSE ON A NINJA FIGURE. A HAND zips the action figure from

building to building in a CHINESE TEMPLE PLAY SET. The
figure \u201csneaks\u201d through the shadows and hides behind ANOTHER
NINJA FIGURE who turns suddenly.

Who dares enter the temple of
Crouching Chum Chum? I hear
someone but do not see.