This is soo funny, heres your horoscope!!!!

I love to listen to Dane Cook, and I bassically memorized all the lyrics to the funniest jokes... So, just for your enjoyment, check them out, and share with your friends! :D

Apparently everyone needs to be alert to the dangers of those damn VELOCIRAPTORS! This is VERY important to your survival!!! Ha Ha Ha....

If this doesnt show that the world is going to hell, i dont know what is...