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Canonical List of Polish Jokes

~2 Polish firing squad, stands in a circle. ~3 New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy. ~4 Polish wedding, the groom stands by the reset button (bowling joke). ~5 Poli...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Top 10 Bushisms

The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far...). 1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters ...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Canonical List of Dead Baby Jokes

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties. Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: The same baby three weeks late...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Canonical List of Blonde Jokes

The USENET Canonical List of Blonde Jokes ------------------------- ---------Q: A: Q: A: Q: A1: A2: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: Q: A: How do blonde ...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Canonical List of Redneck Jokes

YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... 1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. 2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. 3. Y...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes

THE CANONICAL LIST OF SORORITY GIRL JOKES ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------ What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes

Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes Posted on rec.humor by David Engel (engeld@CS.ColoState.EDU) Credits also go to Antti Luoma (aluoma@bilbo.abo.fi) ------------------------- ------------------------- --...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Stupid Lawyers & Stupid Questions

Taken from actual transcripts. Q: "Were you present when your picture was taken?" Q: "it was you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" Q: "Now doctor," he asked, "isn't it true that w...
  • Kelso published this 05 / 22 / 2007
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Chuch Norris - 25 Ways to Woo a Lady

Nobody knows the ladies like Chuck Norris.
  • Kelso published this 05 / 16 / 2007
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Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary

Satire - Article from Onion
  • Kelso published this 05 / 16 / 2007
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I Love the Idea of My Wife

Article from the Onion
  • Kelso published this 05 / 16 / 2007
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They didn't study

If you don't study... may as well be a little creative.
  • birdiemum published this 03 / 07 / 2007
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Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

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  • funfan published this 05 / 05 / 2007
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Monopoly cards We'd Like to See

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  • funfan published this 05 / 10 / 2007
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