This is the first half of a parody of the best-selling vampire novel, "Twilight." (Oops, looks like I spelled "vapid" wrong.) Whether you love Twilight or hate Twilight,it's pretty funny if you've ...

Stephenie Meyer's phenomenally successful series of YA novels are a ridiculously easy target for parodies and this is no exception: It's Not Twilight. Naturally I mean no copyright infringement as ...

Twi’t Twi t “The bells ring a-plenty It's lunchtime already For you and for me It's Chef Boy-ar-dee” I’D NEVER REALLY GIVEN MUCH THOUGHT TO THE WAY I'D DIE. But all I knew was that I didn't wa...