LiNCOLN PARK

I live on twitter. Really.

I'd like everyone to enjoy the freebies here on Scribd -- but if you like what you read, please help a girl out and buy a copy of one of my books! ... (More) I'd like everyone to enjoy the freebies here on Scribd -- but if you like what you read, please help a girl out and buy a copy of one of my books! Not tryin' to get rich -- just wanna keep payin' rent. Thanks(PS --Check out my new and abjectly askew PODCAST! http://lprants.com). (Less)

You can't call me. You'll use up all my prepaid minutes.

http://lpwrites.com

Contemporary Novelist; and proud Albatross to my long-suffering Hubbie

I don't make enough money to have interests. Are you kidding?

I've been trying 2 read the nutritional information on the side of my individually-wrapped packag... (More) I've been trying 2 read the nutritional information on the side of my individually-wrapped packages of string cheese; but there's just not enough time in the day. (Less)

I'm working on my fourth novel, BAKED-OFF... should be out later this year; if I can move off thi... (More) I'm working on my fourth novel, BAKED-OFF... should be out later this year; if I can move off this forsaken WRITER'S BLOCK! (Less)