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He dumped me with no advanced warning. Things went from bad to worse because my car was being towed while I read the e-mail from Geoff thanking me for the last thirteen months but that he’d decided to “reevaluate his life”, whatever the hell that means. It was going to be difficult to get my car out of the impound lot because my credit card was maxed out and I had roughly enough money for bus f...

A humorous look at the apocalypse through the eyes of a sociopath

The end of the world as seen through the eyes of a sociopath.

Migraine headaches. Cryptic visions. Meta-Human Politics. Eight murder victims. Ever since the Drudge Report posted a grainy picture of a man hovering over the roof of the Greenfield County Hospital, Marshall Jamrozik has become the most talked about man in America. He's been living the life of a curmudgeonly hermit for the better part of ten years and single handedly turned Greenfield New Ham...

Dear Starbuck MacIntyre: I’ve been reading your blog for a couple of months and I think it’s refreshing to hear a man’s opinion that isn’t watered down with jingoism and catch-phrases. I am writing because I’m wondering what your take is on what’s happening inside my boyfriend’s brain because I just don’t understand him sometimes. First off, he’s a great guy. He never looks at other women (at l...

From Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man - Questions from women about men!

Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man Starbuck MacIntyre’s Guide to 21st Century Man By Sean Cummings Chapter 1 - What is a man? Here’s a test. Open your local newspaper and read a guy’s obiturary. Then read another - and another after that. Know what you’ll find? Well, it will probably look a lot like this: Bloggins - James (Jimmy) 1955-2006 It is with extreme sadness that we annou...