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Disclaimers: 1) If you’re offended by anything in this book, it’s all fiction. Made up. Comedy. Satire. Not for those who believe there are certain things you can’t make jokes about, like other people’s ridiculous beliefs. 2) If you agree with everything, then it’s creative non-fiction; in fact it’s my thesis on the psychology, theory and practice of innovation. 3) If you agree with some of it but not all of it, then it’s no different from other books about creation. 4) While every effort has been taken to ensure hysterical accuracy, most of the bullshit turned out to be true. This was either coincidental, magical or logical, and possibly all three. 5) All my thoughts and feelings were correct at the time of writing them, but that was then, and I reserve the right to feel differently about things now. [In accordance with Article 7 of the Hippocritic Oath.] 6) This book contains codes, formulas, recipes, monologues, dialogues, blueprints, briefs and instructions for the creation of 1878 products, movies, songs, cartoons and etceteras from the future. Besides the downloadable songs, nothing actually exists yet, which is why I’m counting on you to make & upload your own version...

Errorthoughtical space travel WARNING Navigating through nonsense is a fast and thrilling ride requiring courage, stupidity and your own SPQV: Self-Propelled Question Vehicle. If you’re sane, or suspect you might be sane, you should not ride. The SPQV is powered by curiosity, a fuel made by burning aspiration and emotion that splits your thoughts to create emotional instability. If you have clearly defined principles, or you know how the universe works, you should not ride. Be aware that as we enter undiscovered territories of insight, bright flashes of brilliance will definitely occur. You should also be aware that while inner space travel is just as fascinating as outer space travelling, it's also just as dangerous - things can go horribly wrong on re-entry back to the physical world and should you make it, everything will be different. For up-to-date travel information, read Chapter 9: Chasing the Unknown. Please secure all loose thoughts and feelings as the management will not be held responsible for any loss or damage to your current belief system. No eating or drinking. Enjoy the ride.