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About me: Here are some great words to remember and live by: Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal. ------------------------------------"It's better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson------------------------------And now,...let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure. - Albus Dumbledore

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The MacGyver Cookbook
The MacGyver Cookbook by Trygve Lode Well, folks, here it is. I didn't have time to cook this stuff myself for you the way Paul Newman does, so I just wrote up this cookbook to give you all the recipes, tried and true just like I make 'em in my own kitchen at home.
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Vote Harvey Dent! (Batman: The Dark Knight)
HARVEY DEN I BELIEVE IN T
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100 Funny Ways to Order Pizza
100 Funny Ways to Order Pizza 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the o...
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The History of the Internet and its Flexible Future
FEATURED ARTICLE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET AND ITS FLEXIBLE FUTURE LEONARD KLEINROCK, UCLA ABSTRACT This article relates the history of wireless communications to the history of the Internet. The early work on packet switching is traced, and then a brief description of the critical events in the growth of the Internet is provided. Then, a vision of where the Internet is heading is presented, wi...
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16 Interesting facts about Google
16 Interesting facts about Google
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Senator Barack Obama's "Yes, We Can" Speech
Remarks of Senator Barack Obama - New Hampshire Primary Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 Nashua, New Hampshire
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The greatest answer ever, to one of the world's oldest questions.
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Wife Jokes
Wife Jokes April and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you." My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. Henny Youngman ---------------------------------------- -----------------My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met....
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Camel Toads
One woman's confusion...
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How to Destroy the Earth
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.
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Comment on Christopher Walken Mask
Posted on July 11, 2008
epic.
Comment on Sunny Zombie Romp
Posted on July 10, 2008
You show promise.. but everything was too generic.. to used before... I liked the c4 guitar tho.. How did they get the C4? You might have used the word zombie a few too many times.. and some things got a bit repetitive, but all in all a good shot.. work on your proofreading and try to come up with things and places that haven't already been used before!
Comment on The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
Posted on July 10, 2008
I love this book with a passionate zest that can only be compared to the flavor of Velveeta cheese. I literally never go anywhere, and I mean ANYWHERE without this book. I either carry the actually copy I own, or use the e-book on my PSP, should the need ever arise. I Thank You: kidfodd for uploading this document so that others can share in its greatness. Had you not uploaded it, I would have made great haste to see it added to the fine Scribd library.
Comment on Handy Latin Phrases
Posted on July 4, 2008
You are soooo right.. Because uploading NOTHING to Scribd is sooo much better.
Comment on Handy Latin Phrases
Posted on July 3, 2008
Well they are still Latin phrases.. even if you don't find them amusing. We're you planning on traveling back in time? Because Latin is a dead language.
Comment on Handy Latin Phrases
Posted on July 3, 2008
Pull the stick out of you're ass. Who cares.
Comment on Hayden Panettiere Topless
Posted on July 3, 2008
haha.. obviously... but I assume ifs from the TV Show Heroes.. however... I don't see a top on her.. do you?
Comment on Man Walks On Moon
Posted on July 2, 2008
its from the onion... so its not serious news.. but yeah.. nevertheless.. its funny!
Comment on Swiss Family Robinson
Posted on April 13, 2008
my god... nine pages of garbage before the actual story..