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W.B. Keckler

W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

A Suggestion to Improve AMERICAN IDOL

from W.B. Keckler in Creative Writing

This is my suggestion on how they might improve AMERICAN IDOL, and spare us all much MISERY! Enjoy!

03/08/2009
mary4luv

mary4luv scribbled: Hello; It will be a pleasure to get to know each other, i found your profile on (www.scribd.com). I felt it and decide to send you a massage, to ask you for friendship, I request you write back t... 3 days ago

W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: hahah hannah!

Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

from W.B. Keckler

Yo Momma so Fat jokes. I hope they make you laugh. Because Monday can be VERY unfunny! :-)

06/03/2008
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: I'm sorry. I hope you feel better Jenn.

10 REASONS NEVER TO KILL YOURSELF!!

from W.B. Keckler

The title says it all. See if you agree.

06/03/2008
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: Goodness you people are really having a bad week! I have to say like Wanda as the Applebees Apple...GET IT TOGETHER, BABY! HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE!

Ask Marilyn: Marilyn Manson Gives Dating Advice to Kids

from W.B. Keckler

Musician and omnisexual being Marilyn Manson gives GREAT DATING ADVICE. Just ASK MARILYN....

12/21/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: Dear Raven, The best way to get someone interested in you is to be interested in THEM...or act that way...ask him what sort of things he likes...music, books, etc...if he is too "badass" to be bothered by these kind words then it's better to just make a voodoo doll of him and put rocks on its head. Then when he complains of terrible headaches you can ask him "Wanna talk to me NOW?" :-)

Ask Marilyn: Marilyn Manson Gives Dating Advice to Kids

from W.B. Keckler

Musician and omnisexual being Marilyn Manson gives GREAT DATING ADVICE. Just ASK MARILYN....

12/17/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: Dear Raven, You should steal his immortal soul using a Ouija board...and once you possess it...you should make him our own personal monkey...did you see the movie The Craft...that's actually based on my mother's life...isn't she adorable? I love Mom...I am taking her to Zaire for Christmas...they have the most delicious monkey brains served frosted there...it's so much better than a disgusting genetically-altered turkey stuffed with hormones...EAT SMART!

Ask Marilyn: Marilyn Manson Gives Dating Advice to Kids

from W.B. Keckler

Musician and omnisexual being Marilyn Manson gives GREAT DATING ADVICE. Just ASK MARILYN....

12/15/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

Review of The Best American Poetry 2004 (edited by Lyn He...

from W.B. Keckler

Here is a review of the 2004 manifestation of the celebrated poetry anthology series.

12/11/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: LOL..I love it. I wonder if there are "3 Trees Street" or "The Street Next to Main Street." I would like to name a street "No Name Street" just to drive the U.S. Postal service even more crazy than they are.

Weird and Unusual Names of Real Towns in Pennsylvania

from W.B. Keckler

These are some funny and weird BUT TRUE names of towns in Pennsylvania, U.S.A. Enjoy a good laugh at our expense!

11/15/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: People who don't understand the rhetorical device of "enallage" (look it up Anonymous) should refrain from posting comments that indicate their own intellectual limitations. I am the presiding Julio-Claudian of the comment box and you have just been fed to the lions. Mmmm that felt good.

Yo Momma So Ugly...Jokes...

from W.B. Keckler

Some Yo Momma So Ugly jokes to make you laugh. Admit it...you know you want it...Enjoy! :-)

11/08/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

"Goodbye, Hart Crane!"

from W.B. Keckler

Looking back at the poetry of Hart Crane, whom I once admired immensely, I find myself forced to reassess his contributions to American poetry. Are you a Crane fan? Am I being too harsh?

11/06/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

Review of Japanese Novelist Yoko Tawada's The Bridegroom ...

from W.B. Keckler

Here is a review of the VERY STRANGE Japanese novel The Bridegroom Was a Dog by award-winning Yoko Tawada. It's actually quite a good read...three novellas in one book. Check this out!

11/06/2007
ezz saed

ezz saed scribbled: thank yuo 02/16/2008

W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

Poetry Blurbs that People Will Not Have the Balls to Writ...

from W.B. Keckler in Business & Law, Finance

Poetry blurbs (hell, all blurbs) are annoying exercises in establishing pecking orders and brand recognition. Here are some truthful blurbs people might think but not write.

11/06/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler published:

Review of the Australian (Outlaw) Film Chopper (Starring ...

from W.B. Keckler

This is a review of the Australian film Chopper, a prison drama and partially fictionalized biopic about legendary Australian outlaw Chopper Read. If you didn't see this yet, you're MISSING OUT!

11/06/2007
CalCluff

CalCluff scribbled: This is too weird... Caleb 04/04/2008

W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: Yeah, blogophiliac would be the natural modification of that into a noun. And we have an example to put in the dictionary...you! lol :-)

10 New Words (Neologisms) to Describe Blogs, Bloggers &am...

from W.B. Keckler

This was my attempt to "invent" 10 new words related to blogging. It's amazing how often someone else beats you to the punch. See how successful I was....

11/03/2007
W.B. Keckler
W.B. Keckler scribbled: The devil made me leave him out, Valleri.

Who Were the Most Innovative Poets in History?

from W.B. Keckler

Who do you think were the most innovative poets in the history of the world's literature. This is one person's perspective. See if we match up on our lists.

10/27/2007

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Name
W.B. Keckler
Location
Steelton, PA
Bio
My books include Sanskrit of the Body, which won in the National Poetry Series a few years back...and can be ordered through your nearest bookstore... (More)
Gender
Male
Website
http://joebrainardspyjamas.blogspot.com
Occupation
Magic Gnome in the Transportation World
Interests
NOTE: HELLO. IF YOU ARE BILINGUAL AND WRITE PROFICIENTLY IN A LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH, AND WO... (More)
Lately I've been reading
Omnivorous as always...Jackson MacLow, Richard Brautigan, writing on the Holocaust, blogs, Buddhi... (More)
Lately I've been writing
...in many different forms from the short story to the poem to stuff that verges on stand-up mate... (More)
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