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Calvin and Hobbes: Cool Quotes:

Attitude

-- You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, youcan't be cool if you don't have an attitude.--Calvin

Best Friend

-- Things are never quite as scary when you've got a bestfriend.--Calvin

Enjoy Where We Are

-- Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. Weare so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take thetime to enjoy where weare.-- Calvin

HW or Snow

-- I should be doing my homework now. But the way I see it,playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I'm learning skills thatI can apply throughout the rest of my life - procrastinating and rationalizing.-- Calvin

Job Badly Enough

-- If you do a job badly enough, sometimes you don't getasked to do it again.-- Calvin

Killing Time

-- I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me withmeaning and happiness.-- Calvin

Lucky Underpants

-- You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketshipunderpants don't help.-- Calvin

Mind Wander

-- I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.-- Calvin

Never Die

-- I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number ofthings. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die.-- Calvin

What I Want to Know

: I go to school, but I never learn what I want toknow.-- Calvin

Principles:

I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don'thave the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.-- Calvin

Reality --

Reality continues to ruin my life.-- Calvin

Stories With No Point

-- I'd hate to think that all my current experienceswill someday become stories with no point.-- Calvin

Tests

-- I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.-- Calvin

Weekends --

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing somethingcompletely pointless.-- Calvin

Work for Everything

-- Why should I have to work for everything? It's likesaying that I don't deserve it.-- Calvin

Writing

-- I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. Irealized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poorreasoning and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be anintimidating and impenetrable fog!-- Calvin

Dream

-- I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're ineach others dreams, we can play together all night! -- Hobbes